Jew Producer quotes from The Drawn Together Movie: The Movie (2010)

Jew Producer

You don't talk much, do you, I.S.R.A.E.L.?

I.S.R.A.E.L.

I.S.R.A.E.L. talks when I.S.R.A.E.L. has something to say.

Jew Producer

OK, just trying to pass the time here. Listen, I know you're a robot and everything, but don't you have feeling? Isn't it hard for you to destroy things that have never wronged you?

I.S.R.A.E.L.

Everyone has wronged I.S.R.A.E.L.!

Hey, after that, Jew Dad, can we play a little catch?

Jew Producer

Of course, Jew Son. Gosh, I love you. I don't know what I'd do if anything would happen to you. Oh, how emotionally invested I am in you staying safe and remaining alive, as would anyone watching us right now. [his cell phone rings] Oh, no.

Don't you dare answer that! It's Shabbat!

Jew Producer

But it's work! It must be important if the boss is calling today.

I don't care if it's Moses himself. Do NOT answer that!

Jew Producer

You don't talk much, do you, I.S.R.A.E.L.?

I.S.R.A.E.L.

I.S.R.A.E.L. talks when I.S.R.A.E.L. has something to say.

Jew Producer

Okay, just trying to pass the time here. Listen, I know you're a robot and everything, but don't you have feeling? Isn't it hard for you to destroy things that have never wronged you?

I.S.R.A.E.L.

Everyone has wronged I.S.R.A.E.L.!

Jew Producer

Really? Wow, if that's the way you feel maybe we'd all be better off if you didn't exist.

I.S.R.A.E.L.

I.S.R.A.E.L. HAS EVERY RIGHT TO EXIST!!

Jew Producer

Okay, okay, dude, relax, don't get so defensive.

I.S.R.A.E.L.

I.S.R.A.E.L. need rest...[I.S.R.A.E.L. lands in the middle of a highway and lays down]

Jew Producer

Here?! This is where you want to rest?! This is the single most dangerous place you could be situated! There are so many other places that you could be, I.S.R.A.E.L., that would be safer and would cause less problems! Why here?

I.S.R.A.E.L.

I.S.R.A.E.L. shouldn't have to leave, everyone else should leave! They're the ones who are stupid!

Suck My Taint Girl

Tain't yours! Taint give it to me!

Jew Producer

OK, but first, give it to me!

Don't you see? If people all over the world would just...

Suck My Taint Girl

Wuh-whoah.

Jew Producer

NEXT YEAR IN JERUSALEM!!!!