The Drawn Together Movie: The Movie (2010) · 40 quotes
Tied for 10th most-quoted character in The Drawn Together Movie: The Movie (2010): in 3 of its 40 quotes
Most scenes with: Princess Clara (2)
What the... [walks into the king, who is not her father at all] Who the **** are you? [everyone gasps]
King I am the king!
The king? You are not the king. My father is the king, which makes me the princess.
Father, I think this peasant has gone mad with the plague... [spinning around, during which time we get to see her vagina under her dress] for everyone knows I am the true princess of the land.
So what? If I'm not a princess, then I'm just another beautiful virgin with real C-cups and a super-tight ass that continuously vibrates and tastes like wild berries. Who could ever love some like that. [cries]
King Dungeon master, make sure the guillotine is not too far back on the stage. I want the people in the front row to have to wear rain ponchos.
My lord, perhaps you could see it in your heart to let me live here in your kingdom. And give me the opportunity to be the real princess I always thought I was. For I can be just as good as the officially sanctioned princesses in your kingdom. Allow me. [singing]
Yeah, Clara! She's doing it! It's working!...
For ****'s sake, Xandir! I'm trying to impress the goddamn king! And I can't **** sing if you keep flapping those dick-sucking lips of yours!
King Guards, tomorrow, off with their heads!
Release the king, vile peasant!
Oh, yes, of course. [ignoring Xandir and grabs a corpse Molly to close her eyes] Uh, you shouldn't see this, baby. I know how you are around blood and this could easily go that way.
Oh, you totally would not have been into that.
King Outrageous! How did you think you were going to get away with this? A foul-mouthed clone of my daughter. What if some child actually thought it was her using word shit****?
I understand. But we are taking measures.
King We are taking measures, too. Ooh! [an eraser bomb breaks into the window, his last words before he erased] What the...? [explosion]
Foxxy Love
Cree Summer
Princess Clara
Tara Strong
Wooldoor Sockbat
James Arnold Taylor
Xandir
Jack Plotnick
Captain Hero
Jess Harnell
Ling-Ling
Abbey DiGregorio
Network Head
Vernon Wells
Spanky Ham
Adam Carolla
Jew Producer
James Arnold Taylor
I.S.R.A.E.L.
Seth MacFarlane
Suck My Taint Girl
Cree Summer
Toot Braunstein
Tara Strong