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Princess Clara: What the... [walks into the king, who is not her father at all] Who the **** are you? [everyone gasps]
King: I am the king!
Princess Clara: The king? You are not the king. My father is the king, which makes me the princess.
Real Princess: Father, I think this peasant has gone mad with the plague... [spinning around, during which time we get to see her vagina under her dress] for everyone knows I am the true princess of the land.


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