Cree Summer movie quotes

View Quote [in a confessional] Now, the only one we needed was Toot, so we set off on our journey to find her, a journey of excitement and adventure, mystery and mayhem, love and loss, a journey that carried us to far-away lands and taught us so much about what was right here inside us all along. A journey which would change us all forever. And then we found her fat ass.

View Quote I.S.R.A.E.L.? Why the **** is it on our land when we already live here?

View Quote Wooldoor Sockbat: Foxxy, the only thing you're good at is giving head, and you managed to do the opposite!
Foxxy Love: You too Wooldoor?
[Foxxy runs away crying and Wooldoor feels sad]

View Quote Suck My Taint Girl: Look, Make-A-Point Land!
Wooldoor: Where? I can't see it.
Foxxy Love: It's right over there, between Why-You-So-Bitter-About-Being-Cancelled Land and You-Had-Three-Or-Four-Seasons-You-Should-Be-Happy-With-What-You-Got-Most-Shows-Don't-Even-Get-That Land.

View Quote Suck My Taint Girl: [gasps in excited] You're all here? Hooray! [notices someone missing] Wait, where's Clara?
Foxxy Love: And so, we told Suck My Taint Girl the terrible news about Clara.
Suck My Taint Girl: What?
Foxxy Love: She took it pretty hard.
[Suck My Taint Girl bawling]
Foxxy Love: But after a long talk and respectful memorial service, [Confessional] Suck My Taint Girl agreed to take us to Make-A-Point Land, help us find the Make-A-Point wizard, get our point, get our show back on the air, hence redeeming myself for getting us all into this mess in the first place.

View Quote Suck My Taint Girl: [grunts] Tain't yours! Taint give it to me!
Jew Producer: OK, but first, give it to me!
Make-A-Point Wizard: [His last words before he erased] Don't you see? If people all over the world would just...
[Jew Producer and Suck My Taint Girl ended up accidentally drop the detonator as it presses a button]
Suck My Taint Girl: [Her last words before she erased] Wuh-whoah.
Jew Producer: [His last words before he erased] NEXT YEAR IN JERUSALEM!!!!

View Quote [Christy is throwing stones at the lake when her friends Dawn and John come by.]
Dawn: Christy?
Christy: (sighs) John? Dawn? Oh, what are you doing here? Run away before he gets you too!
Dawn: No, Christy. We're staying!
John: We're gonna help.
Dawn: We can make things go back to just the way they were before Dark Heart came here.
[Christy goes away from them, over to the lake's edge.]
Christy (turning to Dawn and John): Since I've been Camp Champ, I've never made you do trash duty, or push you in the mud. Well, no one laughs at you anymore when you trip or fall on your face...I won't let 'em! Oh, I can't go back to being a nobody...not now!
Dawn: You were never a nobody, Christy.
John: You were always good at being our friend.
Dawn: And a friend is the most special person in the world.
Christy: (grunts and gets away from them again) I made a bargain with him. I had to keep my part of it. Oh, it's too late! The damage has been done!
Dawn: All right. You've paid him back. Now you have to stop him from hurting all the others.
John: It's time you start thinking of them...of your friends. (giving Christy her marble) You were always the marble champ, Christy, and that you did all by yourself.
[Christy looks at the marble, and then at her friends.]
Christy: Dawn! John! Wait for me!
[She joins the other two campers in order to stop Dark Heart.]

View Quote [Escaping from the secret cave-turned-outhouse, the Care Bear Family and the campers are finding a new friend in Dark Heart.]
Dark Heart: Thank you.
True Heart Bear: Thank you for caring.
Dark Heart: But—but...I did care, didn't I? I never really understood why you pulled me out of the river, but I think I do now.
[He hugs Christy, and the Bears and Cousins cheer.]
Christy (gasps): Your eyes! (hands over a mirror to Dark Heart) Look!
Dark Heart: I'm a boy! A real boy!
True Heart Bear: Your evil left you when you realized how much you really cared.
Dark Heart (dancing with Christy): Whoopee! I'm a boy—I can jump! I can run! I can turn cartwheels!...Whoa!
[As Dark Heart laughs, the others join him.]
Christy: Don't worry. We can learn together.
Grumpy Bear (to the others): Hey, come on!
[The campers, the new Dark Heart, and the other Bears and Cousins come along with him to bathe in the lake.]

View Quote [Dark Heart the human has imprisoned the Bears and Cousins in his secret chandelier, just as the three campers arrive to stop him.]
Christy: What did you do to them?
Dark Heart: Well, well, if it isn't the Camp...Champ!
Christy: Where are they, Dark Heart?
Dark Heart: The Bears? Their Cousins? Why, I've created my most prized treasure.
[After the villain snaps his fingers, the three campers scream as the chandelier comes towards them.]
Dark Heart (laughing): Hah! A chandelier of frozen feelings. Take a look—all of your friends frozen in my crystal...
Christy: NO!
Dark Heart: ...prison. All that feeling and love's right where it should be—trapped forever!
Dark Heart: Ha ha ha!
Christy: You can't do this. I won't let you!
Dark Heart: But you made it all possible. Now, like this camp, everything I touch will be drained of goodness...and kindness!
True Heart Bear: You have to deal with us first, Dark Heart!
Noble Heart Horse: The time has come to put an end...to your evil trickery.
Dark Heart: Ah. Noble Heart and True Heart. True and Noble to the very end. I'm glad you came, but you see, you're already too late. Now, you shall join the others and leave me to do as I will!
[Dark Heart transforms into the red cloud and laughs]
Christy (running to True Heart and Noble Heart): No! Stop.
Noble Heart Horse: Christy! Move out of the way!
Dark Heart: Christy, do as he says.
Christy: No. I won't let you do this! Free the others!
Dark Heart: We have concluded our bargain. I'm allowing you to leave. Now go!
Christy: I know you don't want to do this!
Dark Heart: Leave us, or I'll take back all that I have given you. (seeing Christy refuse to take heed) So be it! (thunder cracks) You are back to the way you were: a loser!
Christy: Okay...so what? I helped you do this. And I'm gonna help stop you!
Dark Heart: You saved my life, Christy! Now run and save yourself! Go.......!

View Quote Elmyra (reading from a book): "And the most feared predator in the jungle is... ME!" (laughs) "Kiss me, kiss me, kiss me!" (The animals all run away.) "Animals can be so capricious."

View Quote Hamton: During summer, I will see the sights!
Elmyra: I will get a kitty and squeeze him tight.
Fifi: I shall find ze skunk hunk of my dreams.
Elmyra: Wanna hug that kitty till he screams!
Furrball: Meow!

View Quote Elmyra (Inside her parents' car): "Why my kitty ran away?! I want a kitty-witty head!"
Announcer: "Welcome to Wild Safari Zoo. For your safety, please make sure that all your doors and windows remain locked at all times. Because you know, wild animals can be very, very dangerous."
Elmyra (Looks out the window): "Aminals?" (Sees a cheetah) "Ooh! A kitty! Or to be more precise, a cheetah." (Presses her hands on the window glass) "Kitty, kitty, kitty!"
Announcer: "We hope you are enjoying Wild Safari Zoo. May I repeat, so that Warner Bros. won't get sued if anyone really does this..." (Elmyra unbuckles her seat belt and opens the car door window) "...do not get out of the car!"
Elmyra (Steps partially outside the car on the windowsill and jumps out anyway and lands on the ground) "Bye-bye!" (The car disappears in the distance) "I'll just die if I don't get a kitty! It's my obsession."