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Foxxy Love: Guys, I solved a mystery.
Princess Clara: The only mystery you've ever solved is the mystery of the empty uterus. [Everybody laughs except Foxxy]
Foxxy Love: If that's true, then how did I found out that the Drawn Together had been cancelled?
(dramatic music)
Wooldoor Sockbat: C-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-cancelled?
Princess Clara: That's ridiculous!
Captain Hero: Girl, you crazy.
Spanky Ham: Poppy****!
Foxxy Love: Oh, really? Then why can I say, "You can all **** my titties with your shit-covered ****s, you ****-guzzling ****s!" without being bleeped?
(dramatic music)
Spanky: Yeah! How the **** is... Whoa! I just said "****!"
Captain Hero: ****! Oh, well, I'll be darned.
Toot: Dick-gobbling, blood-soaked, ass-eating turd taster! Whoo-hoo! This is fun!
Ling-Ling: If we not on TV anymore, then why have I been bleaching my anus?
Princess Clara: Guys, we are not cancelled. This is Foxxy we're dealing with, remember? the worst mystery solver of all time. Everytime she tries to solve a mystery, someone ends up dead!
Foxxy Love: **** you, Clara.
Princess Clara: Don't talk to me like that, Jemima-head. I am a princess.
Foxxy Love: Oh, yeah? Well, if you a princess, then why you got this chair in your face? [she hits Clara with a chair] Ta-dow!
[Housemates are fighting in a cloud]
Wooldoor: We can't be cancelled. We just can't. Can we? [He picks up a remote to turn the television on to go on TV guide spectrum to searching "Drawn Together" and he press a select button on a remote. TV guide is searching to confirmation] Searching. [TV Guide to confirmation it says "No search results found", which he is shocked as he dropped the remote on a floor and begins to weeping] NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!


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