Well, my little friend, I am not. Because the truth is, gift or no gift, I'm just as special as the rest of my family.
Most-quoted role: Mirabel Madrigal in Encanto (2021), 15 quotes
MoviesAnd I might not be super strong like Bruno, or effortlessly perfect like Señorita Perfecta Helene Leroux with her life all roses and flowers, but... [sighs] Whatever.
Bruno, your room is the worst!
Hey, Buck. You have a suggestion for getting around the river?
Let's see if the tablet's ancient wisdom will guide us. Let my mammals pass!
That's never gonna work.
Sweet!
Uh...Diego?
Hmm...
What?
Finally! We have superpowers!
Ladies and gentlemen, we have wandered into an electrical storm. [Thunder rumble] I suggest we all stay away from the trees.
Diego: Sure, no problem. It's not like we're in a forest.
Boy, Mother Nature sure is in a bad mood lately.
Good thing we're all here to help each other.
Oh, like I always say, stay close, stay alive.
There they are! Right out in the open. [laughs] How stupid can you be?
Come on, kids. Dive!
Everyone, try not to create any sort of friction.
No friction. Got it.
Yup. Cool beans. Friction is what now? [Crash and Eddie then reaches to touch each other's fingertips akin to "The Creation of Adam'.]
Oh, no.
Come on! Let's get out of here.
Don't you hurry me. I've been struck by lightning more times- [gets struck by lightning and dies]
Ahh! Granny!
-than you've had hot breakfasts.
Peaches!
Julian, don't move! [panting] I have an idea.
I'm coming, sweetheart! Julian, why aren't you helping her?
Wait! No, Manny, she... [screams]
Helping?
What would "not helping" look like? Hey, zapheads!
Whoo!
Manny, get ready to run.
Come on, let's go!
Everybody make it?
Shira, Manny, Crash, Eddie, Ellie, Granny. Aw, shoot! I'm out of fingers.
Buck. Where's Buck?
Do you hear that? A baby! There's a baby in there!
Buck, wait! It's too dangerous.
He's gone.
I can't believe it.
Don't know how we'll go on without you, Buck. All right, let's go.
Uh...Hello?
Oh! Hello, mammals.
Hi, Buck!
Hi.
Bye, Buck!
Um, a little help.
Right on the spleen! Utterly useless, but totally hurts.
Wait. This half-a-snack is the dinosaur whisperer?
And expert salsa dancer. [scats] Whoo! I have one eye but all my original teeth. Would you like to count them? [shows his teeth] Ah...
No, thank you.
And this must be Nectarine.
Um... Peaches.
Semantics, my dear. I am deeply honored.
Sweet eye patch. Very gangsta.
Thank you. [to Peaches] I like this kid.
Buck. What are you doing here?
Well, I... [stops to stare at Stump for a moment then zips close to it] What? I'm trying! But how do you tell someone they're doomed? [to the mammals] He's stumped.
We're not doomed, Buck. It was just a meteor shower, and the show's over.
Oh, quite the contrary, old chap. It's just beginning. You see, I found a prophecy.
Do you mind?
Boy, he really sucks the fun out of everything. Doesn't he?
Fun sucker!
I read this tablet front to back. And the story it tells is very disturbing. Every hundred million years or so, the world gets a cosmic cleansing. Before the dinosaurs, there were these horseshoe crab-looking thingies. Ugh! Yuck. Then, at the bottom of this mountain range, an asteroid hit. Boom! Bye-bye. Next, dinosaurs, mountain range, asteroid. Boom! Bye-bye. And coming up next, mammals. Mountain range, asteroid, boom! Bye-bye.
That's us.
Yep, and there she is. The mother of all asteroids screaming towards us. Even going underground won't save us this time.
Hey, that wasn't there before. And look what it's doing to the sky.
No worries. Because I've got a plan.
Really? To stop an asteroid?
Look, the last two asteroids have pummeled the Earth in the same spot. And it's about to happen again. We've got to go there and see what's attracting the asteroid. Once we know why it's coming, we can figure out how to send it somewhere else.
That plan is so dumb, I wish it had a face so I could smack it.
Let me get this straight. Instead of running away from a deadly asteroid, you want us to run directly towards it?
I know it sounds suboptimal, but the good news is it'll kill us no matter where we went. Well, that's reassuring.
Okay, but even if we get to the crash site, how are we supposed to change what is literally written in stone?
Ah, my cynical friend. The dinos were wiped off the face of the Earth, but some escaped. They changed their fate, and we can change ours, too. Who's with me?
Honestly, I'm worried the weasel's right.
No! Don't listen to the weasel. He's a raving loon! [in normal voice] Sorry. I just love playing devil's advocate. And looking fabulous!
Well, Buck has saved our lives before, right?
But what if he can't this time?
I don't know what to believe. But I'm afraid our lives will be over before they begin.
Okay. I guess we're in.
Crash and Eddie reporting for duty.
Excellent! And dirty word processed. Now, we better get on the road because time till impact is roughly...2 days, 4 hours, 1 minute and 16 seconds. 15 seconds, 14 seconds...
I think we get it.
I think we're all gonna get it.
Whoo! We look so cool. Whoa!
Ugh. What is this stuff?
Where is he? When I am through with that one-eyed weasel...he's going to need two eye patches.
I admire your bloodthirstitude, Gertie. But you heard them. An asteroid is coming. This changes things.
Holy freezballs! It's freezing up here. Parts are retracting into other parts.
Would you please stop acting like a parakeet?
It's a good thing you got your mother's eyes... or you'd be totally useless.
Well, that's just hurtful. '[screams]
What do you see?
Nothing. Nothing. Deadly asteroid screaming towards Earth. Wait! There he is. That's too bad. He is really far away. Probably too far to reach by flight. [snaps his fingers] Oh, well. Let's just go home.
We are not retreating! Until that weasel came along, our family made an honest living stealing dino eggs.
An honest living. Stealing. Kind of ironic, don't you think? Besides, why take out the weasel if the asteroid is just gonna take us out?
So much sight. So little vision. If we stop the weasel and his friends from diverting the asteroid... Kablooie! It kills the weasel and everyone else... while we glide safely above it all. It'll be our paradise.
That's seems highly implausible. Just from a scientific standpoint. [Gavin and Gertie growl and glare at him.] Fine. It's a great plan. Dynamite! One of the top three or four species annihilation plans I've ever heard.
That's better. Now let's make sure that asteroid hits.
Why can't we just fear the apocalypse like a normal family?
♪And if that pterodactyl don't fly.♪ ♪Daddy's gonna blind his remaining eye♪ [yawns] Sweet dreams, little one.
Lucky pumpkin! It must be nice to have a loving father. Whoo. Okay, here we go. You can do this, Roger. Yay! Kidnapping! Look, I'm sorry. It's not me. I would never do something like this. It's my father. He's crazy.
I can't believe he pulled it off! Way to go, dum-dum!
Oh. Thanks, Dad.
Whatever! I could've done the same thing.
Well, well. Looks like you're not stopping that asteroid now, are you, weasel?
Huh?
That's not the weasel. That's... I don't know what that is.
Whoa! Is it my time, angel?
Time for what?
I'm coming to the light. Can't wait to see all those dead relatives I hate.
Ahh! Get it off! Get it off! Get it off!
Go help your sister.
But, Dad...
Ahh! Demon angel! Mess with Granny, get knocked on your fanny.
And that's how it's done.
Hello? Angel? Am I in heaven? It's so dark and squishy in here.
Huh?
Pop! I'll save you.
Whee! Hello!
Oh, well. Probably for the best.
Yeah, probably.
Definitely.
What was that?
I said, [high-pitched] "Hello!"
Well, we've been talking for a while. I'm not sure why you're saying hello now… But fine. Hello, to you.
BRING ME YOUR FIERCEST LEADER!
Yeah, that's me. This guy. Coming through. I'm the leader, obvs.
You! I don't think so.
How many movies have they made about you? Because there are nine about me, and like three others in various stages of development.
Argh! If you be considered a leader, then why aren't "We?"
Yeah! I'm a princess! What about me!? I'm a space commander!
I'm literally the captain of a pirate ship!
[General Mayhem presses something on her wrist. Outside the camp, her ship starts re-assembling; engine powering up.]
Behold, The Systar System.
Whooooooa…
No "whoas!" Do not give her the satisfaction of whoa-ing this!
Ooooooooohhhh…
That's even worse!
Ahhhhhhhhh…
Stop it!


