Catherine Tramell
[To Nick]
Killing isn't like smoking. You can quit.
Catherine Tramell
Catherine Tramell
You're gonna make a terrific character, Nick.
Catherine Tramell
Do you have any coke? I just love coke with Jack Daniels.
Nick Curran
I have a Pepsi in the fridge.
Catherine Tramell
But it's not really the same thing. Now, is it?
Nick Curran
No, it's not.
Princess Bala
Worker, climb that tree and tell me where I am.
Labor? What you YOU know about labor? How would YOU feel if you were expected to give birth every 10 seconds for the rest of your life?
Princess Bala
Labor? What do you know about labor? How would you feel if you were expected to give birth every ten seconds for the rest of your life?
Ladybug
This tastes just like crap.
Beetle
Really? Let me try some. Hey, it is crap. Not bad.
Mosquito
What if, like, we're just these tiny things... and we're just, like, part of this whole other huge universe...that's, like, so big we don't even know it exists?
Ladybug
Man, that is so deep.
Bala : Excuse me. I guess you didn't recognize me. My name is Princess Bala. I've been traveling, and I'm all... schlumpy.
Chip
It's worse than I thought. They're Euro-trash.
Bala : Haven't I seen you somewhere before?
Z
Well, maybe, then again, maybe not, and then again... yowch.
Bala : That's it. You're the guy from the bar.
Z
Shhh.
Queen
Bar? What bar?
Bala : I... danced with this guy at the bar the other night. He was just a worker, then.
Queen
What were you doing at a bar?
General Mandible
Precisely what I want to know.
Bala : No. This isn't about me. I mean, Look at this worker. Look what he's done.
Z
I think - I think you're thinking of someone else. After all, I am a soldier.
Bala : Exactly. You WERE a worker, but now you're a war hero.
Queen
He's a worker?
General Mandible
A worker danced with my fiance?
Z
F-fiance? Hey, w-wait a minute. Th-this is not how it looks. I-I can explain this... hey, SHE was the one making all the moves.
Bala : Don't you get it? I chose you because you were the most pathetic bug in the joint.
Z
You know, I was going to let you become a part of my most erotic fantasies, but now you can just write it off.
Bala : I've been kidnapped by the village idiot.
Z
Who's the bigger idiot? The idiot, or the idiot who gets kidnapped by the idiot?
Z
Let me ask you something - what made you come to the bar that night?
Bala : I guess I was looking for a little trouble.
Z
Well, trouble's my middle name. Actually, my middle name is Marion, but I don't want you spreading that around.
Weaver
Z, I've known you for a long time, right?
Z
Definitely; you were born two seconds after me.
Weaver
And ever since I've known you, all you do is complain; what are you bitching about? If you haven't noticed, us ants are runnin' the show. We're the lords of the Earth!
Z
Hey. Don't talk to me about "Earth", 'cause I just spent my day hauling it around.
Catherine Tramell
When you think about **** me, and I know you do, how do you picture it... doctor?
Catherine Tramell
I might be manipulating you to create risk for myself.
Catherine Tramell
If you follow inter-subjectivity to its natural end, aren't you asking who's the patient and who's the doctor?
Lendina
[to paramilitary hit squads]
Hit it, mother****ersǃ
Lendina
[calls]
Sheriff.
Sheriff Abel
You can just call me Abel.
Lendina
Sheriff, I need to make sure Wyatt hasn’t forgotten who he works for. Take something that really matters to him.
Sheriff Abel
Got it.
Kartoush
[showing on tablet]
They’re in the water park.
Lendina
Fun. What’s that?
Kartoush
Some sort of cabin. We think his family’s there.
Lendina
Take a team and go there. And, Kartoush...
Kartoush
Yes?
Lendina
Scorched earth. No prisoners.
Laurel Hedare
You're just a scared little girl playing dress-up.
Laurel Hedare
Game over!
Catwoman
Guess what? It's overtime!
Laurel Hedare
How do I get in touch with you?
Catwoman
Well, I'm not exactly listed.
Olivia Mazursky
They said there's a reason for everything. Well if God's got a purpose for me, he better get the **** down and show me, cause I don't see it!