Sheriff Abel quotes from Nobody 2 (2025)
Played by Colin Hanks
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[leading thugs in warehouse] It’s a big shipment, but... I guarantee you we can do more next time. [gestures] Except those paintings are a bitch. But you got to see what’s in here. Here is the special thing the boss lady asked for. [opens van door to reveal Wyatt bound and gagged] Wyatt’s spoiled son. Now, I want you to tell the boss that I said it was a pleasure to be of service. Okay? You understand? Or do I need to get a **** translator? [thugs silently stare] I need to get a **** translator.
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[To Hutch changing his mind about leaving and then reentering the warehouse] You’re on my last **** nerveǃ I told you to get the **** out...ǃ [Hutch fights all the thugs]
Scenes with Sheriff Abel
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Abel: [arrives at warehouse] How’s it going? Holy shit, this is a big shipment. What’s in the blinking thing?
Wyatt Martin: The shit that’s gonna land Lendina on Interpol’s top ten.
Abel: This is great. You want more guys here just in case there’s any more trouble?
Wyatt Martin: Hey. Don’t cause any trouble, and there won’t be any trouble. Remember who’s boss here.
Abel: Got it.
Wyatt Martin: I got to get my son. [puts on hat] Watch this shit and be cool. [walks away]
Wyatt Martin: The shit that’s gonna land Lendina on Interpol’s top ten.
Abel: This is great. You want more guys here just in case there’s any more trouble?
Wyatt Martin: Hey. Don’t cause any trouble, and there won’t be any trouble. Remember who’s boss here.
Abel: Got it.
Wyatt Martin: I got to get my son. [puts on hat] Watch this shit and be cool. [walks away]
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Abel: [answers phone at warehouse] You caught our tourist, I heard. Did he put up much of a fight? What’s... I can’t hear youǃ [to a handyman using a power tool] Hey, turn that offǃ Shut it off! What are you, new?ǃ [in phone] Wh-What was that?ǃ
Dann: [into phone while being pushed on a gurney] Uh, he broke my teeth, manǃ
Abel: What about your teeth?
Dann: He crushed ’em, okay?ǃ He... he just... he beat everybodyǃ
Abel: What the **** are you talking about?ǃ
Dann: Talking about the guy, okay?ǃ I don’t think he’s just some touristǃ
Dann: [into phone while being pushed on a gurney] Uh, he broke my teeth, manǃ
Abel: What about your teeth?
Dann: He crushed ’em, okay?ǃ He... he just... he beat everybodyǃ
Abel: What the **** are you talking about?ǃ
Dann: Talking about the guy, okay?ǃ I don’t think he’s just some touristǃ
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Lendina: [calls] Sheriff.
Sheriff Abel: You can just call me Abel.
Lendina: Sheriff, I need to make sure Wyatt hasn’t forgotten who he works for. Take something that really matters to him.
Sheriff Abel: Got it.
Sheriff Abel: You can just call me Abel.
Lendina: Sheriff, I need to make sure Wyatt hasn’t forgotten who he works for. Take something that really matters to him.
Sheriff Abel: Got it.
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Hutch Mansell: [Pouring gas over a crate of money] Hey, fellas.
Sheriff Abel: What the ****?ǃ How did you get in here?ǃ
Hutch Mansell: The door.
Sheriff Abel: Is that gasoline?ǃ
Hutch Mansell: You're quick. Now, listen, I could torch this money, it's go in a flash, and whatever's in those barrels would go boom, and most of you wouldn't make it out of here, and those who do have to answer to Lendina. I'm guessing this is all hers.
Sheriff Abel: So then what the **** do you want?
Hutch Mansell: Okay, well... I want a break.
Sheriff Abel: A break?ǃ
Hutch Mansell: I just want a **** break. So if I walk out of here, you leave me and my family alone, 'cause that's all I want. To de-escalate this.
Sheriff Abel: [Scoffs] Are you **** kidding me?ǃ From the moment you've shown up, you've put my men in the **** ERǃ There's no way you are just some family man. De-escalate?ǃ **** youǃ Plummerville was A-OK before you showed upǃ
Sheriff Abel: [to self] Wherever I go...
Sheriff Abel: [strained] I could so easily kill you right nowǃ [Hutch lowers lighter to cash pile and in normal voice] But... You’re luckyǃ You catch me on a good dayǃ Goǃ Get the **** out of hereǃ Go before I change my mindǃ [Hutch walks away and Wyatt leaps from van] **** pick him upǃ Jesusǃ
Sheriff Abel: What the ****?ǃ How did you get in here?ǃ
Hutch Mansell: The door.
Sheriff Abel: Is that gasoline?ǃ
Hutch Mansell: You're quick. Now, listen, I could torch this money, it's go in a flash, and whatever's in those barrels would go boom, and most of you wouldn't make it out of here, and those who do have to answer to Lendina. I'm guessing this is all hers.
Sheriff Abel: So then what the **** do you want?
Hutch Mansell: Okay, well... I want a break.
Sheriff Abel: A break?ǃ
Hutch Mansell: I just want a **** break. So if I walk out of here, you leave me and my family alone, 'cause that's all I want. To de-escalate this.
Sheriff Abel: [Scoffs] Are you **** kidding me?ǃ From the moment you've shown up, you've put my men in the **** ERǃ There's no way you are just some family man. De-escalate?ǃ **** youǃ Plummerville was A-OK before you showed upǃ
Sheriff Abel: [to self] Wherever I go...
Sheriff Abel: [strained] I could so easily kill you right nowǃ [Hutch lowers lighter to cash pile and in normal voice] But... You’re luckyǃ You catch me on a good dayǃ Goǃ Get the **** out of hereǃ Go before I change my mindǃ [Hutch walks away and Wyatt leaps from van] **** pick him upǃ Jesusǃ
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Lendina: How much did we lose?
Female subordinate 1: Everything. The cash, the chemicals.
Female subordinate 2: The biocase.
Lendina: No.
Female subordinate 1: All of it.
Female subordinate 2: Wiped out all our men and got away with Wyatt’s son.
Lendina: [observes CCTV capture of Hutch] Who is this zealot?
Kartoush: Nothing about him is turning up.
Female subordinate 2: There is one oddity.
Female subordinate 1: He had a family with him.
Lendina: My valuable shipment was blown up by a man who’s a tourist on a **** family vacation?ǃ Does nobody play by the rules anymore?ǃ Jesus **** Christǃ I don’t know who the **** you are, but you crossed a line, assholeǃ [answers phone] Sheriff. What do you know about this threat?
Sheriff Abel: I don’t know, okay?ǃ But I sent you the picturesǃ And they haven’t checked out of the hotelǃ You might want to bring some others, all right? H-How many of your… I guess soldiers can you bring with you? Because he’s...
Lendina: Oh, shut the **** upǃ I’m on my wayǃ This guy’s an idiotǃ
Female subordinate 1: Everything. The cash, the chemicals.
Female subordinate 2: The biocase.
Lendina: No.
Female subordinate 1: All of it.
Female subordinate 2: Wiped out all our men and got away with Wyatt’s son.
Lendina: [observes CCTV capture of Hutch] Who is this zealot?
Kartoush: Nothing about him is turning up.
Female subordinate 2: There is one oddity.
Female subordinate 1: He had a family with him.
Lendina: My valuable shipment was blown up by a man who’s a tourist on a **** family vacation?ǃ Does nobody play by the rules anymore?ǃ Jesus **** Christǃ I don’t know who the **** you are, but you crossed a line, assholeǃ [answers phone] Sheriff. What do you know about this threat?
Sheriff Abel: I don’t know, okay?ǃ But I sent you the picturesǃ And they haven’t checked out of the hotelǃ You might want to bring some others, all right? H-How many of your… I guess soldiers can you bring with you? Because he’s...
Lendina: Oh, shut the **** upǃ I’m on my wayǃ This guy’s an idiotǃ
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Sheriff Abel:
Hutch Mansell: [to Sheriff Abel approaching] Liking the new look. Really suits you, Abel.
Wyatt Martin: You kidnapping puto.
Sheriff Abel: Cute.
Hutch Mansell: You really lit a fuse when you did that.
Sheriff Abel: No. I think you did that the moment you underestimated me. See, I’ve been pushed around for long enough, so from now on, I’m the **** man. And this is my **** town. So give me your guns, walk in front of me back to the car, and maybe I’ll get you out of this. Maybe.
Hutch Mansell: What if we say no?
Sheriff Abel: All hell breaks loose.
Hutch Mansell: Yeah, we’ll take that. Yeah.
Wyatt Martin: Yeah, we’ll take that. [Sheriff Abel laughs, turns and walks away]
Lendina: What an ass pain he is. Take him out.
Subordinate: Copy that. [Hitmen opens fire on Sheriff Abel]
Hutch Mansell: [to Sheriff Abel approaching] Liking the new look. Really suits you, Abel.
Wyatt Martin: You kidnapping puto.
Sheriff Abel: Cute.
Hutch Mansell: You really lit a fuse when you did that.
Sheriff Abel: No. I think you did that the moment you underestimated me. See, I’ve been pushed around for long enough, so from now on, I’m the **** man. And this is my **** town. So give me your guns, walk in front of me back to the car, and maybe I’ll get you out of this. Maybe.
Hutch Mansell: What if we say no?
Sheriff Abel: All hell breaks loose.
Hutch Mansell: Yeah, we’ll take that. Yeah.
Wyatt Martin: Yeah, we’ll take that. [Sheriff Abel laughs, turns and walks away]
Lendina: What an ass pain he is. Take him out.
Subordinate: Copy that. [Hitmen opens fire on Sheriff Abel]
Other characters in Nobody 2 (2025): Hutch Mansell · Harry Mansell · Lendina · Thugs · Wyatt Martin · Becca Mansell · Kartoush · David Mansell · "Wild Bill" Martin