Jude Law movie quotes

178 quotes from 17 movies

Sherlock Holmes (2009) as Dr. John Watson

View Quote [Holmes has been firing a gun in his room when Watson opens the door] Permission to enter the armory.

View Quote What could she possibly need? An alibi? A beard? A human canoe. She could sit on your back and paddle you up the Thames.

View Quote [Seeing Holmes has left his revolver behind] He's left it there on purpose.

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Closer (2004) as Dan

View Quote I'm your stranger, jump!

View Quote Deception is brutal. I'm not pretending otherwise.

View Quote You think love is simple. You think the heart is like a diagram.

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Rise of the Guardians (2012) as Pitch Black

View Quote Maybe I want what you have. To be believed in. [Jack Looks up to Pitch] Maybe I'm tired of hiding under beds!

View Quote [After Jack destroys his tsunami of Nightmares and blasts him to the ground] Finally! Someone who knows how to have a little FUN!

View Quote [Upon corrupting Cupcake's dream] What a pretty little nightmare!

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Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows (2011) as Dr. John Watson

View Quote I'm on my honeymoon!

View Quote [throttling Holmes] Did you kill my wife?! Did-you-just-kill-my-wife?!

View Quote [to Holmes, performing CPR on him] I know you can hear me, you selfish bastard!

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The Talented Mr. Ripley (1999) as Dickie Greenleaf

View Quote I love the fact that you brought Shakespeare with you and no clothes. Ermelinda says you wash the same shirt out every night. Is that true?

View Quote "See Venice and die," is what they say? Or is it Rome?

View Quote Marge — Ripley can't ski. We'll have to teach him that too. Such low class, Marge. Does this guy know anything?

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A.I. (2001) as Gigolo Joe

View Quote [repeated line] Gigolo Joe, whaddaya know?

View Quote I am... I was.

View Quote In this day and age, David, nothing costs more than information.

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I Heart Huckabees (2004) as Brad Stand

View Quote Huckabees cornucopia of stuff we all want. But what happened to the gazelles? Were they squashed under the CD department?

View Quote Do I benefit from getting some great P.R. For Huckabees when we need it? Absolutely. But do I care about saving the open spaces?

View Quote How am I not myself? [repeated]

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Gattaca (1997) as Jerome Eugene Morrow

View Quote I got the better end of the deal. I only lent you my body - you lent me your dream.

View Quote What's your number? No, no... What's your number, you **** flatfoot?! It gets to you, doesn't it? It gets to you that I can do what you can only dream of. I'm getting off this ball of dirt... What's your number?

View Quote What makes you think that you can be me at all?

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Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004) as Lemony Snicket

View Quote And just like that, the Baudelaire Children became the Baudelaire Orphans. I tried to tell you. This would be an excellent opportunity to walk out of the theater, living room or airplane this film is showing in. It's not too late to see a film about a happy little elf.

View Quote This should be an excellent opportunity to walk out of the theatre, living room, or airplane where this film is being shown. Still not too late to see a film about a happy little elf.

View Quote Oh, sorry. My ribbon had just jammed. Lemme just adjust it here. [fixes the ribbon] There we are. Now, where was I? Oh, yes. The attack of the Incredibly Deadly Viper.

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The Holiday (2006) as Graham

View Quote I have a cow and I sew. How's that for "hard to relate to'?"

View Quote I'm Mr. Napkin Head!

View Quote I have the classic male problem of no follow through. Absolutely never remember to call after a date—but as this wasn't a date, I guess I am off the hook.

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Anna Karenina (2012) as Alexi Karenin

View Quote I consider jealousy to be insulting to you and degrading to me. I have no right to inquire into your feelings. They concern only your conscience. But it's my duty to remind you we are bound together by God, and this bond can only be broken by a crime against God.

View Quote I thank God that the curse of love is lifted from me.

View Quote I will not have a scandal. Therefore... You will not see... this man again. You will behave in such a way that nothing is known against you, by society or by the servants. In return, you will keep the privileges of a wife — and the duties.

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Existenz (1999) as Ted

View Quote Allegra, what if we're not in the game anymore?

View Quote I want to put the game on pause. The game can be paused, can't it? I mean, all games can be paused, right?

View Quote Ted: It hurts. I think it's infected.
Allegra: No, it's not infected. It's just excited. It wants action.
[Allegra licks her finger and sticks it into his bio port]
Ted: But I really don't think I want action! Me, I mean. The bearer of the excited bio-port.

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Fantastic Beasts: The Secrets of Dumbledore (2022) as Albus Dumbledore

View Quote The fact that everything didn't go precisely to plan was precisely the plan.

View Quote Your honesty is a gift, even if at times a painful one.

View Quote Grindlewald is pulling it apart with hate. If we're to defeat him, you'll have to trust me. Even when every instinct tells you not to.

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King Arthur: Legend of the Sword (2017) as Vortigern

View Quote [to Arthur] I know your story. What kind of a man would you have become had you inherited your father's kingdom instead of being raised in a brothel? What gave you such drive?

View Quote When people fear you... I mean, really fear you... it is the most intoxicating sensation a man can possess.

View Quote You have won, nephew. You have won. Now, play with me.

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