Dickie Greenleaf quotes
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You know, without the glasses you're not even ugly.
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I could **** this ice box, I love it so much.
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Now you'll find out why Ms. Sherwood shows up for breakfast, Tom. It's not love, it's my coffee machine.
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"See Venice and die," is what they say? Or is it Rome?
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Confusing cities in the famous expression, "See Naples and die!"
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I can't write and I can't spell. That's the privilege of a first class education.
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Marge — Ripley can't ski. We'll have to teach him that too. Such low class, Marge. Does this guy know anything?
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I love the fact that you brought Shakespeare with you and no clothes. Ermelinda says you wash the same shirt out every night. Is that true?