Dickie Greenleaf I can't write and I can't spell. That's the privilege of a first class education. Dickie Greenleaf Marge — Ripley can't ski. We'll have to teach him that too. Such low class, Marge. Does this guy know anything? Dickie Greenleaf I love the fact that you brought Shakespeare with you and no clothes. Ermelinda says you wash the same shirt out every night. Is that true?