“In every doomed relationship there comes what I like to call the "oh...”

In every doomed relationship there comes what I like to call the "oh oooh"-moment. And a certain little something happens and you know you've just witnessed the beginning of the end. Suddenly you stop and you think: "oh oooh"... iceberg ahead.

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Alfie What happens with me is ? I don't know ? I get? when it gets too? not close, but something like that, I start to feel? not stifled? not trapped? but, but? something like that and I ? you know, you know what I mean. Alfie I warned them all from the beginning. I always said something along the lines of? I must advise you, I am stamped with an invisible warning: ?will not commit?, ?will never marry?. Alfie Well, no, I've never done it. But it might be worth a try.