Josh Hutcherson movie quotes

View Quote Oh, we're in deep schist.

View Quote [seeing a deserted field in the center of the Earth] Man, I really wish I'd read that book.

View Quote Trevor: What are you doing?
Sean: I am Googling at 30 thousand feet.
Trevor: Are you supposed to be doing that?
Sean: Welcome to the 21st century.

View Quote [Raccoons are in the RV oven; the family runs out]
Jamie: Did you forget to take the roasts out last night?!
Bob: Guess so.
Cassie: Let's feed Carl to the raccoon and he might leave!
Carl: [Angrily] Let's feed him you! He might be on the South bitch diet!
Bob: That's a good one, son.

View Quote Carl: Does anyone have a vomit bag?
Jamie: Are you sick?
Carl: Big time. Cassie and Earl are making out.

View Quote Carl: DAD!!! THE TOILET'S BACKED UP!

View Quote [to M.K.] C'mon! You're with us now!

View Quote [to M.K.] Out! Jump OUT!

View Quote [to M.K.] Hey, I'm Nod by the way.

View Quote [Commander Romulus Thread is whipping Gale Hawthorne in the town square for poaching when Katniss intervenes.]
Romulus Thread: Move. [raises his whip] You want another?
Katniss Everdeen: Go ahead.
[Thread shifts the whip to his left hand and draws his sidearm with his right]
Haymitch Abernathy: [hurrying in between them] Whoah, whoah, whoah!
Romulus Thread: [aims at Haymitch] Get out of my way!
Haymitch Abernathy: Y-you don't wanna shoot her.
Romulus Thread: How 'bout I shoot both of ya?
Haymitch Abernathy: Look, Commander, you're new here. Trust me, I'm trying to help. I'm Haymitch. You recognize her? Katniss Everdeen? Darling of the Capitol?
Romulus Thread: She interfered with a Peacekeeper.
Haymitch Abernathy: I never said she was smart! Look, I- you already got a couple of lashes in-
Romulus Thread: That's not good enough; she's an agitator! [jerks his pistol to the right as Peeta approaches him]
Peeta Mellark: Easy. Easy.
Haymitch Abernathy: Look, you sure Snow wants three dead Victors here? Cause that's what we're looking at. It's bad enough that you marked up her face on the eve of the big wedding. Let it go. And we will, too.
[After a few seconds, Thread holsters his weapon.]
Romulus Thread: All right. Okay. But next time, it's the firing squad.
Haymitch Abernathy: Excellent idea.
Romulus Thread: I don't care who she is. [shouting angrily] Clear the square! [turns to the crowd, still shouts] You’re all under curfew! Anyone out after dark will be shot on sight! [turns back to Haymitch] Get 'em outta here.

View Quote Haymitch Abernathy: [points to a TV] Cashmere and Gloss, brother and sister, District 1. They won back-to-back games, Capitol favorites, lots of sponsors, they will be lethal.[TV changes] and the other half of the career pack, Brutus and Enobaria.
Katniss Everdeen: What's with her teeth?
Haymitch Abernathy: She had them filed into fangs so she could rip people's throats out.
Peeta Mellark: She's committed, I'll give her that.
Haymitch Abernathy: [TV changes] Wiress and Beetee. Not fighters, but brilliant. And weird. Real tech-savvy. He won his games by electrocuting six tributes at once. [TV changes] The Morphlings, masters of camouflage. They won their games by hiding until everyone was dead. Self medicating ever since, which I applaud; not a threat. [TV changes to Finnick Odair]
Katniss Everdeen: Finnick Odair, right?
Haymitch Abernathy: Yes he won his games at 14, youngest ever. Extremely humble.
Katniss Everdeen: You're kidding.
Haymitch Abernathy: Yes I'm kidding, he's a peacock. A total preener. But he's the Capitol darling, they love him here. Charming, smart, and very skilled in combat, especially in water.
Peeta Mellark: Any weaknesses?
Haymitch Abernathy: One. Mags. She volunteered for Annie. Mags was his mentor and basically raised him. If he's trying to protect her in any way, it exposes him.
Katniss Everdeen: A guy like that should know she's not going to make it. I bet when it really comes down to it, he won't protect her.
Haymitch Abernathy: Well, Katniss, I hope when she goes, she goes quickly. She's actually a wonderful lady.

View Quote Haymitch Abernathy: Good news. At least half the tributes want you as allies.
Peeta Mellark: They saw her shoot.
Haymitch Abernathy: Well, sweetheart, you got your pick of the litter.
Katniss Everdeen: I want Wiress and Beetee.
Peeta Mellark: Johanna calls them "Nuts" and "Volts".
Haymitch Abernathy: OK, good. Who else?
Katniss Everdeen: Mags. [Peeta turns away in disapproval] All right, fine. Then no one.
Haymitch Abernathy: I'll tell them you're still making up your mind.

View Quote Mr. Tall: [Whisper kind of voice] Are you boys 21? Are you 21?... Say yes!
Darren Shan: Yeah.
Steve: Yes.
Mr. Tall: [Same whisper voice] Good, you don't have a tendency towards panic, sudden cardiac arrest, or crippling anxiety do you?... Say no!
Darren Shan: No.
Steve: Nope. [shakes head]
Mr. Tall: Good, go right in, the show is about to start.

View Quote Larten Crepsley: Now, are you mentally unfit? Didn't you hear me threaten you at the show?
Steve: I did. It was awesome. You see, I want this. I want you to make me into a vampire. Vampires- they don't take crap from anybody. They live by their own set of rules.
Larten Crepsley: It's true; they do have their own rules. We wrote some of them.
Gavner Purl: And one of those rules is: "Children can't become vampires."
Steve: Look- blood! [Holds out a small cut on his hand]
Larten Crepsley: [Wide-eyed] Blood! You see Gavner! Blood... [Crepsley drops the act and gives Steve a deadpan expression.] Look. If you become a vampire, you have to leave your friends, and your family; it's deeply depressing. Trust me. Now get out of here!
[Steve is silent for a few moments]
Steve: I haven't seen my dad in years. My mom's drunk all the time. I absolutely hate my life! I've never actually said it before, but it's the truth. This is what I was meant for.
Larten Crepsley: What you were meant for? Well, if that's the case, let's test your blood.
Gavner Purl: Larten...
[Crepsley tastes some of Steve's blood, but immediately spits it back out.]
Larten Crepsley: Who sent you here? Your blood tastes of evil. You can never be a vampire.
Steve: [In disbelief, then anger] What, I have... bad blood? I'm never gonna forget this. One day, I promise you, I will hunt you down-
Larten Crepsley: And what? Kill me? You know how easily I could kill you. I could do it tonight. I could knock you out, and lay you in front of a bus, and no one would ever know!
Gavner Purl: Calm down; save that stuff for the enemy! He's just an idiot kid! [Quietly, looking at Steve] Who should be leaving, right now, while he still can.
[Steve turns and leaves; the instant he is out Gavner kicks the door shut.]

View Quote [Steve is standing on the roof of his high school, contemplating suicide. Looking down, he slips and stumbles back.]
Mr. Tiny: Careful. The first step is a big one. Oh, I know. You miss- the one known as Darren. You feel betrayed, abandoned- you're a loyal friend. [Pauses] Unlike him.
Steve: Darren was a loyal friend.
Mr. Tiny: Oh, really? What if I told you he's still alive? He's taken your place, stealing your dreams! Oh, I know. You dream of killing people, drinking their blood! You dream of leading a great, bloodthirsty army!
Steve: Who the hell are you?
Mr. Tiny: I'm Mr. Tiny.
Steve: Are you a vampire?
Mr. Tiny: Oh, I'm not a vampire. I'm not a vampeneze. I'm... an aficionado. I want to see a marvelous war!
Steve: What do you want from me, you freak?
Mr. Tiny: [Visibly annoyed] Oh, I'm not a freak. I despise freaks! Can a freak travel back and forth between life and death? I think not. Can a freak create new life from rotting flesh and souls? Please! Can a freak bring about the Apocalypse, and rule the world? No. Sadly neither can I. [Looks pointedly at Steve] Not without help.

View Quote What do all those deaths mean? They mean that our lives were never ours. There was no real life because we didn't have any choice. Our lives belong to Snow and our deaths do, too. But if you kill him, Katniss, if you end all of this, all those deaths - they mean something.

View Quote Peeta Mellark: You're still trying to protect me. Real or not real?
Katniss Everdeen: Real. That's what you and I do. Keep each other alive.

View Quote Peeta: You love me. Real or not real?
Katniss: Real.

View Quote You know what my mother said? 'It looks like District 12 may finally have a winner.' But she wasn't talking about me. She was talking about you.

View Quote Caesar Flickerman: So Peeta. Tell me. Is there a special girl back home?
Peeta Mellark: No. No, not really.
Flickerman: No? I don't believe it it for a second, look at that face! Handsome man like you! Peeta. Tell me.
Peeta: Well, there, uh... There is this one girl that I've had a crush on forever.
Flickerman: Well, I'll tell you what Peeta. You go out there, and you win this thing, and when you get home- she'll have to go out with you!
Peeta: Thanks, but I, uh. I don't think winning's gonna help me at all.
Flickerman: And why not?
Peeta: Because... she came here with me.
Flickerman: [Dismayed] Well, that's bad luck.
Peeta: Yeah....
Flickerman: And I wish you all the best of luck. Peeta Mellark! District 12!

View Quote Peeta Mellark: I just don't want them change me.
Katniss Everdeen: How will they change you?
Peeta Mellark: I don't know. Turn me into something I'm not. I just don't want to be another piece in their game, you know?
Katniss Everdeen: You mean you won't kill anyone?
Peeta Mellark: No... I mean, I'm sure I would just like anyone else when the time came but I just keep wishing I could think of a way to show them, that they don't own me. If I'm gonna die, I wanna still be me.
Katniss Everdeen: Yeah... I just can't afford to think like that.
Peeta Mellark: Yeah, I know.