RV (2006) · 35 quotes
Jamie
Did you forget to take the roasts out last night?!
Bob
Guess so.
Let's feed Carl to the raccoon and he might leave!
Carl
Let's feed him you! He might be on the South bitch diet!
Bob
That's a good one, son.
Carl
Does anyone have a vomit bag?
Jamie
Are you sick?
Carl
Big time. Cassie and Earl are making out.
Carl
DAD!!! THE TOILET'S BACKED UP!
Bob
Welcome aboard, everybody. Before we embark, I think we should give this beauty a name. Suggestions?
The "Big Turd".
Carl
The "Big Rolling Turd"?
Bob
In that spirit, we set forth. [sits down]
Jamie
Did you take out the roasts from last night?!
Bob
I guess not.
Jamie
Well, what's the plan?
Let's give him Carl! Maybe he'll eat him and leave.
Carl
Let's give him you! Maybe he's on the South bitch diet!
Bob
Good one.
You know what's scary is that this is rush hour.
Carl
Mom, there's never going to be any other cars on this road. [suddenly, the horn honks the Star Trek theme]
Jamie
Oh, my God! [she, Carl and Cassie turn around and see the Gornickes in their bus. It then shows the bus on the highway]
Mary Jo
Where's your husband?
Jamie
Don't ask. Could you possibly take us to an airport?
What's this?
Earl
Oh, I gotta study for my stupid placement test.
Oh, like some sort of vocational training?
Earl
College.
How old are you?
Earl
15 and a half. I jumped a grade. Moon, though, she skipped two grades.
Wow. You guys are smart.
