Walter (10-Year-Old Astronaut) [to Danny; furiously]
You're such a baby.
Played by Josh Hutcherson 
Zathura (2005) · 37 quotes
Zathura (2005) · 37 quotes
Most-quoted character in Zathura (2005): in 22 of its 37 quotes
Most scenes with: Danny (10), Lisa (3), Astronaut (25-Year-Old Walter) (2)
It's not your fault?! How is it not your fault?! This is all your fault! Everything's your fault! IT'S YOUR FAULT MOM AND DAD GOT DIVORCED!
More lines from Walter (10-Year-Old Astronaut)
11 quotes Walter (10-Year-Old Astronaut) Walter (10-Year-Old Astronaut) Times change.
Walter (10-Year-Old Astronaut) THREE YEAR OLD'S ARE SCARED OF BASEMENTS!
Walter (10-Year-Old Astronaut) [reads instructions]
"Zathura: Attention space-adventurers, Zathura awaits. Do you have what it takes to navigate the galaxy? It's not for the faint of heart, for once you embark upon your journey, there's no turning back until Zathura's reached. Pieces reset at the end of each game. Play again and again for different adventures." That's it, we gotta keep playing.
Walter (10-Year-Old Astronaut) [to Danny]
Yes it did. "Pieces reset at the end of each game." That means we go home when we're finished.
Walter (10-Year-Old Astronaut) Anything I want. [to the robot] Get me a juice box, BIATCH!
Walter (10-Year-Old Astronaut) What do you mean? Everything was great until you came along.
Walter (10-Year-Old Astronaut) [reads card]
"REPROGRAM"? [to Danny] What the heck does that mean?!
Walter (10-Year-Old Astronaut) [to Danny; furiously]
How can you move the piece by accident if it's stuck to the game?! That's impossible! You cheated!
Walter (10-Year-Old Astronaut) [to Danny]
I'm your brother. And that's what being a brother means. Means I'll never let anything happen to you.
Walter (10-Year-Old Astronaut) [to Lisa]
Still think I have gorgeous eyes?
Scenes with Walter (10-Year-Old Astronaut)
10 scenes
[to Walter, after he turns off MegaRace 3 Hey!
Walter
[to Danny]
Dad said no video games.
He did not. Fine.
Patrick Star
[Walter changes the channel to SpongeBob SquarePants episode, "Bubblestand"] [on TV, laughing at the bubble elephant]
It's a giraffe!
SportsCenter Announcer
[Danny laughs until Walter changes the channel]
This is SportsCenter!
Hey! I was watching that!
SportsCenter Announcer
It is Oakland. It is Boston. It is Manny Ramirez.
Can't we watch SpongeBob?
Walter
No.
You used to like it.
Walter
Times change.
Tarter sauce. I'm hungry.
Walter
So, what do you want me to do about it?
Make me macaroni and cheese.
Walter
I don't know how.
I'm hungry. What do you know how to make?
Walter
Water.
How about you and me play catch?
Walter
No. [Danny goes to get a baseball. He and Walter throw it back and forth until Danny accidentally hits Walter in the face with a baseball for revenge after he won't leave on SpongeBob and turning off his video game.] YOU'RE DEAD!! [jumps off the chair and angrily chases after Danny]
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
Walter
[looking for him]
Danny. Where are you? Danny. Where are you, Danny? [Danny hides in the dumbwaiter] Danny. Where are you? [he finds him hiding in there] There you are.
I said I was sorry. [Walter starts to lower him down to the basement] Don't. No. Don't do that, it's not funny.
Walter
You'll be safe in here until dad gets back.
You're just jealous, because dad thinks I'm smarter than you! I didn't mean that. [He continues lowering him down to the basement] Walter, no! Pull me up! Don't!
Walter
What's the matter, Danny?
Pull me up!
Walter
Not still scared of the basement, are you?
Walter! No, Walter! It's not funny! No! Pull me up! WALTER!
Walter
3-YEAR-OLD'S ARE SCARED OF BASEMENTS!
Lisa, no wait, Lisa!
Oh, man!
Walter
Wait, that one didn't count. Let me go again. [tries to push the GO button, but it's jammed] It's stuck!
Maybe we have to take turns. [pushes button and number on panel spins] See, it was my turn.
Walter
We'll figure it out later. Go.
No.
Walter
Go.
NO!
Walter
GO!
Walter
What?
"Rest on standing AstroTurf."
Walter
Let me read it.
No, I know how to read. I know how to read!
Walter
Let me read it! God. [reads the card] "RESCUE STRANDED ASTRONAUT."
What stranded astronaut?
Walter
I guess there's gonna be some stranded astronaut or some--
Walter
Hang on a second. Something's wrong.
Astronaut
What?
Walter
[Danny’s ship was ahead of Walter's in the next spot] [to Danny]
I was ahead of you.
Walter
[angrily]
No, nobody kicked the board. You cheated!
No I didn't.
Walter
You cheated! I knew you were gonna cheat!
Astronaut
"Cheater's" a strong word.
Walter
YOU CHEATED!!
I DIDN'T CHEAT!
Astronaut
Guys, guys, please. Bring it down. Indoor voices. Now, did you move the piece?
Maybe... I moved the piece... by an accident.
Astronaut
Okay. It was an accident.
Walter
How can you move the piece by accident if it's stuck to the game?! That's impossible! You cheated!
Astronaut
No, no, no, let's not use that word. No, stop saying cheated.
Walter
You cheated! Cheater!!!
I DIDN'T CHEAT!
Astronaut
Hey, hey, hey. Come on. Okay? Now, where did you move from?
Walter
No, you weren't! You were back there!
Nuh-uh.
Astronaut
[Walter moves Danny’s ship back to the same spot where he spun the astronaut]
Okay, care-- careful.
Walter
God.
Astronaut
Okay, it's fixed.
Walter
You're such a baby.
I'm not a baby!
Astronaut
[overlapping Walter and Danny]
Slow down, slow down, slow down.
Walter
Yes, you are a baby!
I'm not a baby!
Walter
You're a baby!
Astronaut
[trying to stop Walter and Danny’s argument]
Nobody is a baby here!
I'm not a baby!
Walter
[yelling]
You're a little baby!
Astronaut
[covering Danny’s mouth, stopping the argument]
JEEZ! It won't stop! Please! Okay, let's play the game.
Walter
[annoyed]
Fine! [pushes the "Go" button, but the number on the panel keeps spinning due to Walter moving Danny's ship back] Won't stop spinning.
What's wrong with it?
Walter
You broke it.
Astronaut
[sees yellow card]
Oh, look. There's the card. See? It fixed itself.
Walter
[reads card]
"CAUGHT CHEATING Automatic ejection"? Does it mean me?
Well, you did move the piece.
Walter
[points to Danny]
He's the one who cheated. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! [flies up out through the hole in the house's roof and gets sucked into space while screaming, and one of Walter's cool Nike sneakers falls off]
Walter! [astronaut gets his turbo-jet-pack] [runs up the stairs] Hang on, Walter! I'll save you!
Walter
Help!
Wait a minute! I got an idea! [Walter hangs on by his fingertips and Danny gets the lamp] I'm going to swing this lamp up to you and you grab it and I'll pull you down.
Walter
[about to slip off]
I CAN'T HANG ON ANY LONGER!
Walter
[slips off]
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Astronaut
[comes with a turbo-jet-pack on his back]
Stand back! [blasts off to get Walter down]
[waiting for Walter to come down]
Walter! [looking at the hole] Walter! Oh, no. [Astronaut got Walter down] You okay? Are you okay?
Walter
[annoyed]
Get away from me.
Sorry. [gives the other shoe to Walter]
Walter
[angrily]
Don't talk to me 'til we get home. [puts his other shoe on]
Robot
[breaks trough the door]
EMERGENCY. [The Zorgons all growl] ALIEN LIFE-FORM. MUST DESTROY.
Walter
He still wants to kill me! [robot grabs his neck]
Use the card, quick!
Walter
[holding the card to the robot]
"REPROGRAM"!
Robot
[repair bot appears to fix the robot and shuts it down and turns back on. The robot then lets go of Walter's neck]
ALIEN LIFE-FORM. [Zorgons growling] MUST DESTROY. [uses his jet booster to chase them, Danny and Walter follow them, the Zorgons try to escape to their battleship and the robot uses his jet booster again to attack their battleships] ALIEN LIFE-FORM. MUST DESTROY. [Zorgon's second battleship explodes while the robot is still attacking the first one causing it to roll around]
Walter
Guess that's what the "REPROGRAM" card's for.
I like that card.
Walter
It's a good card.
[Danny and Walter are discussing about the "REPROGRAM" card, not noticing a surviving Zorgon coming down the stairs behind them]
Where's Lisa?
[Danny’s piano suddenly crashes down the stairs and flattens the Zorgon. Lisa is revealed to have been the one to push it]
Lisa... is upstairs.
Astronaut
What fell? [sees the crushed Zorgon] Little excessive, but I like it. Come on.
[The kids have just returned from the Zathura world, Danny has his finger at the "GO" button on the board.]
Walter?
Walter
Don't push that button.
[Danny slowly takes his finger off the "GO" button.]
Walter
Never happened.
Never happened.
Walter
Still think I have gorgeous eyes? [Lisa stares at Danny and Walter, who laugh]
Walter.
Walter
What? [they start tackling each other for a second and run straight to their mom's Volvo SUV, and their bike comes down after being up in space, ending the movie]
You're really mean.
Walter
Dad said not to play in there.
Walter
Looks dumb and old.
I like it.
Walter
Yeah, you would. It's for babies.
Walter
Tell her.
You tell her.
Walter
You should, she won't freak out as much.
We shouldn't really even be in here.
Walter
Dude, we're in outer space. It doesn't matter anymore.
Then you wake her.
Walter
Fine. Lisa. Lisa. Lisa...
Go away.
Walter
Lisa, you gotta get up.
What's the rule about being in my room?
Both
We're not allowed in unless it's an emergency.
And what's the emergency?
Walter
There was a meteor shower and everything got wrecked. And we're out of this world and we don't know how to get back.
We can't get back to Earth.
Okay, shut up!
Walter
Just look.
Yeah.
Walter
Yeah.
What do we do?!
It's not dark!
Walter
We're in outer space!
I saw Saturn outside! [they start knocking on Lisa's bathroom door]
Walter
Lisa, open up!
[opens door]
Shut up! ... And listen to me! Dad put me in charge until he got home. Which means you guys need to do what I say. Do me a favor. Go downstairs and stay out of my face.
Walter
But it's an emergency.
Is the house on fire?
Walter
No.
Is anyone hurt?
Walter
No, but...
Then leave.
Lisa, please. We're really scared. Can you just watch what this game does?
If this is some kind of weird joke you guys are trying to pull, you're dead.
Oh, man!
Walter
Wait, that one didn't count. Let me go again. [tries to push the GO button, but it's jammed] It's stuck!
Maybe we have to take turns. [pushes button and the number on panel spins] See, it was my turn.
Walter
[reading]
"SHIPMATE ENTERS CRYONIC SLEEP CHAMBER for five turns."
Walter
[They look and see the bathroom door starting to freeze up]
Lisa?
Does "cryonic" mean ice?
