ALL A B C D E F G H I J K L M
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Walter: Hang on a second. Something's wrong.
Astronaut: What?
[Danny’s ship was ahead of Walter's in the next spot]
Walter: [to Danny] I was ahead of you.
[Astronaut looks to Danny]
Danny: Somebody must have kicked the board?
Walter: [angrily] No, nobody kicked the board. You cheated!
Danny: No I didn't.
Walter: You cheated! I knew you were gonna cheat!
Astronaut: "Cheater's" a strong word.
Walter: YOU CHEATED!!
Danny: I DIDN'T CHEAT!
Astronaut: Guys, guys, please. Bring it down. Indoor voices. Now, did you move the piece?
Danny: Maybe... I moved the piece... by an accident.
Astronaut: Okay. It was an accident.
Walter: How can you move the piece by accident if it's stuck to the game?! That's impossible! You cheated!
Astronaut: No, no, no, let's not use that word. No, stop saying cheated.
Walter: You cheated! Cheater!!!
Danny: I DIDN'T CHEAT!
Astronaut: Hey, hey, hey. Come on. Okay? Now, where did you move from?
Danny: [pointing to his rocket ship] I was right here.
Walter: No, you weren't! You were back there!
Danny: Nuh-uh.
[Walter moves Danny’s ship back to the same spot where he spun the astronaut]
Astronaut: Okay, care-- careful.
Walter: God.
Astronaut: Okay, it's fixed.
Walter: You're such a baby.
Danny: I'm not a baby!
Astronaut: [overlapping Walter and Danny] Slow down, slow down, slow down.
Walter: Yes, you are a baby!
Danny: I'm not a baby!
Walter: You're a baby!
Astronaut: [trying to stop Walter and Danny’s argument] Nobody is a baby here!
Danny: I'm not a baby!
Walter: [yelling] You're a little baby!
Danny: [angrily shrieking] I'M NOT A BABY!!! AAIIGGH--!!
Astronaut: [covering Danny’s mouth, stopping the argument] JEEZ! It won't stop! Please! Okay, let's play the game.
Walter: [annoyed] Fine! [pushes the "Go" button, but the number on the panel keeps spinning due to Walter moving Danny's ship back] Won't stop spinning.
Danny: What's wrong with it?
Walter: You broke it.
Astronaut: [sees yellow card] Oh, look. There's the card. See? It fixed itself.
Walter: [reads card] "CAUGHT CHEATING Automatic ejection"? Does it mean me?
Danny: Well, you did move the piece.
Walter: [points to Danny] He's the one who cheated. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! [flies up out through the hole in the house's roof and gets sucked into space while screaming, and one of Walter's cool Nike sneakers falls off]
Danny: Walter! [astronaut gets his turbo-jet-pack] [runs up the stairs] Hang on, Walter! I'll save you!
Walter: Help!
Danny: Wait a minute! I got an idea! [Walter hangs on by his fingertips and Danny gets the lamp] I'm going to swing this lamp up to you and you grab it and I'll pull you down.
Walter: [about to slip off] I CAN'T HANG ON ANY LONGER!
Danny: [throws the lamp and breaks it] Don't worry! I'll get another lamp!
Walter: [slips off] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Astronaut: [comes with a turbo-jet-pack on his back] Stand back! [blasts off to get Walter down]
Danny: [waiting for Walter to come down] Walter! [looking at the hole] Walter! Oh, no. [Astronaut got Walter down] You okay? Are you okay?
Walter: [annoyed] Get away from me.
Danny: Sorry. [gives the other shoe to Walter]
Walter: [angrily] Don't talk to me 'til we get home. [puts his other shoe on]


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