Danny [to Walter]
You're such a dick!
Played by Jonah Bobo 
Zathura (2005) · 37 quotes
Zathura (2005) · 37 quotes
2nd most-quoted character in Zathura (2005): in 19 of its 37 quotes
Most scenes with: Walter (10-Year-Old Astronaut) (10), Lisa (3), Astronaut (25-Year-Old Walter) (2)
IT'S METEORS!! TAKE ERASIVE ACTION!! TAKE ERASIVE ACTION!!
More lines from Danny
8 quotes Danny Danny (after knocking Walter's glass of punch on his dad's car picture)
I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry!
Danny I'M NOT A BABY!!!
Danny (picks up the game)
YOU SUCK! (throws the game at Walter but misses, runs upstairs)
Danny [card reads "FLUNK SPACE ACADEMY Go back 1 space"]
I'm not even going to comment on that.
Danny One. God! I suck.
Danny IT'S A BLACK HOLE!!!! ZATHURA IS A BLACK HOLE!!!!!
Danny It's just a goat; it's just a goat… [space goat opens 4 additional eyes]
Scenes with Danny
10 scenes Danny [to Walter, after he turns off MegaRace 3 Hey!
Walter
[to Danny]
Dad said no video games.
Danny He did not. Fine.
Patrick Star
[Walter changes the channel to SpongeBob SquarePants episode, "Bubblestand"] [on TV, laughing at the bubble elephant]
It's a giraffe!
SportsCenter Announcer
[Danny laughs until Walter changes the channel]
This is SportsCenter!
Danny Hey! I was watching that!
SportsCenter Announcer
It is Oakland. It is Boston. It is Manny Ramirez.
Danny Can't we watch SpongeBob?
Walter
No.
Danny You used to like it.
Walter
Times change.
Danny Tarter sauce. I'm hungry.
Walter
So, what do you want me to do about it?
Danny Make me macaroni and cheese.
Walter
I don't know how.
Danny I'm hungry. What do you know how to make?
Walter
Water.
Danny How about you and me play catch?
Walter
No. [Danny goes to get a baseball. He and Walter throw it back and forth until Danny accidentally hits Walter in the face with a baseball for revenge after he won't leave on SpongeBob and turning off his video game.] YOU'RE DEAD!! [jumps off the chair and angrily chases after Danny]
Danny I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
Walter
[looking for him]
Danny. Where are you? Danny. Where are you, Danny? [Danny hides in the dumbwaiter] Danny. Where are you? [he finds him hiding in there] There you are.
Danny I said I was sorry. [Walter starts to lower him down to the basement] Don't. No. Don't do that, it's not funny.
Walter
You'll be safe in here until dad gets back.
Danny You're just jealous, because dad thinks I'm smarter than you! I didn't mean that. [He continues lowering him down to the basement] Walter, no! Pull me up! Don't!
Walter
What's the matter, Danny?
Danny Pull me up!
Walter
Not still scared of the basement, are you?
Danny Walter! No, Walter! It's not funny! No! Pull me up! WALTER!
Walter
3-YEAR-OLD'S ARE SCARED OF BASEMENTS!
Walter and Danny Lisa, no wait, Lisa!
Danny Oh, man!
Walter
Wait, that one didn't count. Let me go again. [tries to push the GO button, but it's jammed] It's stuck!
Danny Maybe we have to take turns. [pushes button and number on panel spins] See, it was my turn.
Walter
We'll figure it out later. Go.
Danny No.
Walter
Go.
Danny NO!
Walter
GO!
Danny [reads card]
"Rest on standing AstroTurf."
Walter
What?
Danny "Rest on standing AstroTurf."
Walter
Let me read it.
Danny No, I know how to read. I know how to read!
Walter
Let me read it! God. [reads the card] "RESCUE STRANDED ASTRONAUT."
Danny What stranded astronaut?
Walter
I guess there's gonna be some stranded astronaut or some--
Walter
Hang on a second. Something's wrong.
Astronaut
What?
Walter
[Danny’s ship was ahead of Walter's in the next spot] [to Danny]
I was ahead of you.
Danny [Astronaut looks to Danny]
Somebody must have kicked the board?
Walter
[angrily]
No, nobody kicked the board. You cheated!
Danny No I didn't.
Walter
You cheated! I knew you were gonna cheat!
Astronaut
"Cheater's" a strong word.
Walter
YOU CHEATED!!
Danny I DIDN'T CHEAT!
Astronaut
Guys, guys, please. Bring it down. Indoor voices. Now, did you move the piece?
Danny Maybe... I moved the piece... by an accident.
Astronaut
Okay. It was an accident.
Walter
How can you move the piece by accident if it's stuck to the game?! That's impossible! You cheated!
Astronaut
No, no, no, let's not use that word. No, stop saying cheated.
Walter
You cheated! Cheater!!!
Danny I DIDN'T CHEAT!
Astronaut
Hey, hey, hey. Come on. Okay? Now, where did you move from?
Danny [pointing to his rocket ship]
I was right here.
Walter
No, you weren't! You were back there!
Danny Nuh-uh.
Astronaut
[Walter moves Danny’s ship back to the same spot where he spun the astronaut]
Okay, care-- careful.
Walter
God.
Astronaut
Okay, it's fixed.
Walter
You're such a baby.
Danny I'm not a baby!
Astronaut
[overlapping Walter and Danny]
Slow down, slow down, slow down.
Walter
Yes, you are a baby!
Danny I'm not a baby!
Walter
You're a baby!
Astronaut
[trying to stop Walter and Danny’s argument]
Nobody is a baby here!
Danny I'm not a baby!
Walter
[yelling]
You're a little baby!
Danny [angrily shrieking]
I'M NOT A BABY!!! AAIIGGH--!!
Astronaut
[covering Danny’s mouth, stopping the argument]
JEEZ! It won't stop! Please! Okay, let's play the game.
Walter
[annoyed]
Fine! [pushes the "Go" button, but the number on the panel keeps spinning due to Walter moving Danny's ship back] Won't stop spinning.
Danny What's wrong with it?
Walter
You broke it.
Astronaut
[sees yellow card]
Oh, look. There's the card. See? It fixed itself.
Walter
[reads card]
"CAUGHT CHEATING Automatic ejection"? Does it mean me?
Danny Well, you did move the piece.
Walter
[points to Danny]
He's the one who cheated. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! [flies up out through the hole in the house's roof and gets sucked into space while screaming, and one of Walter's cool Nike sneakers falls off]
Danny Walter! [astronaut gets his turbo-jet-pack] [runs up the stairs] Hang on, Walter! I'll save you!
Walter
Help!
Danny Wait a minute! I got an idea! [Walter hangs on by his fingertips and Danny gets the lamp] I'm going to swing this lamp up to you and you grab it and I'll pull you down.
Walter
[about to slip off]
I CAN'T HANG ON ANY LONGER!
Danny [throws the lamp and breaks it]
Don't worry! I'll get another lamp!
Walter
[slips off]
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Astronaut
[comes with a turbo-jet-pack on his back]
Stand back! [blasts off to get Walter down]
Danny [waiting for Walter to come down]
Walter! [looking at the hole] Walter! Oh, no. [Astronaut got Walter down] You okay? Are you okay?
Walter
[annoyed]
Get away from me.
Danny Sorry. [gives the other shoe to Walter]
Walter
[angrily]
Don't talk to me 'til we get home. [puts his other shoe on]
Robot
[breaks trough the door]
EMERGENCY. [The Zorgons all growl] ALIEN LIFE-FORM. MUST DESTROY.
Walter
He still wants to kill me! [robot grabs his neck]
Danny Use the card, quick!
Walter
[holding the card to the robot]
"REPROGRAM"!
Robot
[repair bot appears to fix the robot and shuts it down and turns back on. The robot then lets go of Walter's neck]
ALIEN LIFE-FORM. [Zorgons growling] MUST DESTROY. [uses his jet booster to chase them, Danny and Walter follow them, the Zorgons try to escape to their battleship and the robot uses his jet booster again to attack their battleships] ALIEN LIFE-FORM. MUST DESTROY. [Zorgon's second battleship explodes while the robot is still attacking the first one causing it to roll around]
Walter
Guess that's what the "REPROGRAM" card's for.
Danny I like that card.
Walter
It's a good card.
Danny [Danny and Walter are discussing about the "REPROGRAM" card, not noticing a surviving Zorgon coming down the stairs behind them]
Where's Lisa?
[Danny’s piano suddenly crashes down the stairs and flattens the Zorgon. Lisa is revealed to have been the one to push it]
Lisa... is upstairs.
Astronaut
What fell? [sees the crushed Zorgon] Little excessive, but I like it. Come on.
Danny [The kids have just returned from the Zathura world, Danny has his finger at the "GO" button on the board.]
Walter?
Walter
Don't push that button.
[Danny slowly takes his finger off the "GO" button.]
Walter
Never happened.
Danny Never happened.
Walter
Still think I have gorgeous eyes? [Lisa stares at Danny and Walter, who laugh]
Danny Walter.
Walter
What? [they start tackling each other for a second and run straight to their mom's Volvo SUV, and their bike comes down after being up in space, ending the movie]
Danny You're really mean.
Walter
Dad said not to play in there.
Danny [shows Walter a space adventure board game]
Look what I found in the basement.
Walter
Looks dumb and old.
Danny I like it.
Walter
Yeah, you would. It's for babies.
Walter
Tell her.
Danny You tell her.
Walter
You should, she won't freak out as much.
Danny We shouldn't really even be in here.
Walter
Dude, we're in outer space. It doesn't matter anymore.
Danny Then you wake her.
Walter
Fine. Lisa. Lisa. Lisa...
Go away.
Walter
Lisa, you gotta get up.
What's the rule about being in my room?
Both
We're not allowed in unless it's an emergency.
And what's the emergency?
Walter
There was a meteor shower and everything got wrecked. And we're out of this world and we don't know how to get back.
Danny We can't get back to Earth.
Okay, shut up!
Walter
Just look.
Danny Yeah.
Walter
Yeah.
Danny What do we do?!
Danny It's not dark!
Walter
We're in outer space!
Danny I saw Saturn outside! [they start knocking on Lisa's bathroom door]
Walter
Lisa, open up!
[opens door]
Shut up! ... And listen to me! Dad put me in charge until he got home. Which means you guys need to do what I say. Do me a favor. Go downstairs and stay out of my face.
Walter
But it's an emergency.
Is the house on fire?
Walter
No.
Is anyone hurt?
Walter
No, but...
Then leave.
Danny Lisa, please. We're really scared. Can you just watch what this game does?
If this is some kind of weird joke you guys are trying to pull, you're dead.
Walter & Danny [after Lisa closes the bathroom door to get a shower]
Lisa, no, wait, Lisa!
Danny Oh, man!
Walter
Wait, that one didn't count. Let me go again. [tries to push the GO button, but it's jammed] It's stuck!
Danny Maybe we have to take turns. [pushes button and the number on panel spins] See, it was my turn.
Danny [The panel stops on a 4 and Danny's ship moves forward four spaces]
The card.
Walter
[reading]
"SHIPMATE ENTERS CRYONIC SLEEP CHAMBER for five turns."
Danny [confused]
What the heck does that mean?
Walter
[They look and see the bathroom door starting to freeze up]
Lisa?
Danny Does "cryonic" mean ice?
