Mary Jo
[about the Munros]
Whoa. They are early risers.
Played by Kristin Chenoweth 
RV (2006) · 35 quotes
RV (2006) · 35 quotes
Scenes with Mary Jo
4 scenes Mary Jo
Mary Jo
Do you want to hear about the time Jesus saved us from a tornado?
Travis
Oh, it's a great story.
Bob
You know, I'd love to, but I was in the little boys room taking care of business when Carl interrupted me, but Jamie'd love to hear it. [walks away]
Mary Jo
Ah. Well, it seems just like yesterday.
Cassie
[as Cassie, Jamie and Carl are walking on the road]
You know what's scary is that this is rush hour.
Carl
Mom, there's never going to be any other cars on this road. [suddenly, the horn honks the Star Trek theme]
Jamie
[notices the horn, in surprise]
Oh, my God! [she, Carl and Cassie turn around and see the Gornickes in their bus. It then shows the bus on the highway]
Mary Jo
[from inside the bus]
Where's your husband?
Jamie
[from inside the bus]
Don't ask. Could you possibly take us to an airport?
Cassie
[notices the stuff on the table]
What's this?
Earl
Oh, I gotta study for my stupid placement test.
Cassie
[slyly]
Oh, like some sort of vocational training?
Earl
College.
Cassie
How old are you?
Earl
15 and a half. I jumped a grade. Moon, though, she skipped two grades.
Cassie
[surprised]
Wow. You guys are smart.
Bob
[after he slides onto the front window of Gornickes' bus]
JAMIE!!!
Travis
[Jamie, Mary Jo and Travis scream in shock, as Travis brakes hard, causing Bob to hit himself on the front window] [astonished]
Bob?!
Jamie
[Bob slides off the window and falls to the ground, while Jamie furiously storms out of the bus and shoves Bob as she walks up to him]
Are you an idiot?! Do you want to see your father bouncing down the highway?!
Bob
What are you doing with the Partridge Family?
Jamie
WHAT WERE YOU DOING ON TOP OF THE BUS?!?
Bob
Because I was chasing you! You win! I blew off my job because I can't live without you. You happy?
Jamie
I never asked you to blow off your job! I wanted you to be honest with me!
Bob
[confused]
Honest? Like, "Todd's gonna fire me if I go to Boulder" honest? "Screw Hawaii" honest?
Jamie
[tearfully, yet confused]
Oh, I see. You think that if you told me you were in trouble and your job was in jeopardy, that I'd give you a hard time about it?
Bob
No crying, that's cheating.
Jamie
[in a normally worried tone]
Do you think I'm some horrible witch that doesn't care? I do care! I care a lot! [shoves Bob] In fact, I hate you, jerk.
Bob
[sadly]
I didn't want you to know I was in trouble. You and Cassie and Carl, you mean everything to me. [as Cassie and Carl are watching from the bus windows] What you think about me is the most important thing in the world. I didn't want to fail.
Jamie
[apologizing]
If you don't know how I feel about you after 19 years of marriage...then I must be a failure as a wife.
Bob
Then you admit you're the problem.
Jamie
[smiles as she cares]
Bob. [she hugs Bob] You mean more to me than just a paycheck.
Bob
[satisfied]
That's good, because we won't be getting one for a while. I missed that meeting.
Travis
[as he and Mary Jo are watching from the bus door]
No, you didn't. Come on, Bob. Come here. [he shows Bob and Jamie exactly where they have arrived]
Bob
[amazed]
It's a Christmas miracle!
Travis
No, it just sounded like this was where your wife needed to be...so I brought her.
Mary Jo
Travis has never been one to mind his own business.
Bob
Travis...some of my behavior on this trip might be misconstrued as an insult. Did come off a tad abrasive.
Bob
[owning up]
I was wrong, and it takes a small man to admit it.
Travis
And you're a big man.
Bob
I don't just mean...
Travis
I understand a metaphor, Bob. See, I went to Stanford.
Bob
[hugs Travis in excitement]
YOU BIG LUG, I LOVE YOU! [Jamie and Mary Jo laugh] Who loves his big lug?!
