Bob
JAMIE!!!
Travis
Bob?!
Jamie
Are you an idiot?! Do you want to see your father bouncing down the highway?!
Bob
What are you doing with the Partridge Family?
Jamie
WHAT WERE YOU DOING ON TOP OF THE BUS?!?
Bob
Because I was chasing you! You win! I blew off my job because I can't live without you. You happy?
Jamie
I never asked you to blow off your job! I wanted you to be honest with me!
Bob
Honest? Like, "Todd's gonna fire me if I go to Boulder" honest? "Screw Hawaii" honest?
Jamie
Oh, I see. You think that if you told me you were in trouble and your job was in jeopardy, that I'd give you a hard time about it?
Bob
No crying, that's cheating.
Jamie
Do you think I'm some horrible witch that doesn't care? I do care! I care a lot! [shoves Bob] In fact, I hate you, jerk.
Bob
I didn't want you to know I was in trouble. You and Cassie and Carl, you mean everything to me. [as Cassie and Carl are watching from the bus windows] What you think about me is the most important thing in the world. I didn't want to fail.
Jamie
If you don't know how I feel about you after 19 years of marriage...then I must be a failure as a wife.
Bob
Then you admit you're the problem.
Jamie
Bob. [she hugs Bob] You mean more to me than just a paycheck.
Bob
That's good, because we won't be getting one for a while. I missed that meeting.
Travis
No, you didn't. Come on, Bob. Come here. [he shows Bob and Jamie exactly where they have arrived]
Bob
It's a Christmas miracle!
Travis
No, it just sounded like this was where your wife needed to be...so I brought her.
Mary Jo
Travis has never been one to mind his own business.
Bob
Travis...some of my behavior on this trip might be misconstrued as an insult. Did come off a tad abrasive.
Bob
I was wrong, and it takes a small man to admit it.
Travis
And you're a big man.
Bob
I don't just mean...
Travis
I understand a metaphor, Bob. See, I went to Stanford.
Bob
YOU BIG LUG, I LOVE YOU! [Jamie and Mary Jo laugh] Who loves his big lug?!
