Kristin Chenoweth movie quotes

View Quote So I wanna help too. 'Cause ya know... one small thing... (whispering) can make a really big difference!

View Quote Best...idea! You can stay with us... FOREVER!

View Quote Hellooooooo!! Me again! (giggles) I'm gonna get so grounded, but I talked things over with Shelly and Sheldon and they pointed out that you were just trying to help your friends.

View Quote Mary Jo: Do you want to hear about the time Jesus saved us from a tornado?
Travis: Oh, it's a great story.
Bob: You know, I'd love to, but I was in the little boys room taking care of business when Carl interrupted me, but Jamie'd love to hear it. [walks away]
Mary Jo: Ah. Well, it seems just like yesterday.

View Quote Mary Jo: [about the Munros] Whoa. They are early risers.

View Quote [as Cassie, Jamie and Carl are walking on the road]
Cassie: You know what's scary is that this is rush hour.
Carl: Mom, there's never going to be any other cars on this road. [suddenly, the horn honks the Star Trek theme]
Jamie: [notices the horn, in surprise] Oh, my God! [she, Carl and Cassie turn around and see the Gornickes in their bus. It then shows the bus on the highway]
Mary Jo: [from inside the bus] Where's your husband?
Jamie: [from inside the bus] Don't ask. Could you possibly take us to an airport?
Cassie: [notices the stuff on the table] What's this?
Earl: Oh, I gotta study for my stupid placement test.
Cassie: [slyly] Oh, like some sort of vocational training?
Earl: College.
Cassie: How old are you?
Earl: 15 and a half. I jumped a grade. Moon, though, she skipped two grades.
Cassie: [surprised] Wow. You guys are smart.

View Quote Ho! I am not a rat, I'm a pygmy jerboa.

View Quote The angel said that the child would be the new king!

View Quote Everybody, everybody, listen up! There's this huge guy with 2 dogs coming after Mary, and of we don't do something now, then the baby's not gonna... [the baby coos] Oh. Looks like... Looks like you guys handled it. Sweet. [hops on Deborah's head] This seat taken?

View Quote Fawn: [to Rosetta as they watch Iridessa, teaching Tinker Bell how to catch light, with Silvermist] Hm, do you think it's heavy?
Rosetta: No, it's light!
[Fawn and Rosetta laughs]

View Quote Iridessa: Be careful, Rosetta, she may faint! Elevate her legs! No, wait! I mean the head! Wait, okay, if she's red, raise the head, if she's pale, raise the tail. Does she look pale or red?
Rosetta: ...She looks squished.

View Quote Tinker Bell: Guess what? I've decided, I'm not gonna be a tinker fairy anymore.
Rosetta, Iridessa, Silvermist, and Fawn: What?
Tinker Bell: Well, I was thinking. Why do I have to be a tinker? Just because some silly hammer glowed? I mean, whose to say it wasn't just some big mistake? Maybe I can just switch my talent!
Rosetta: Switch your talent? I don't know Tinkerbell.
Tinker Bell: If you could teach me your talent-any of them- maybe I can show the queen that I can work with nature too! [smacks bug, flicks it away] And then she'd let me go to the mainland for spring!
Rosetta: Oh Tinkerbell... thats just not how it works!
Fawn: Well... maybe she could.
Silvermist: She's right! She could!
Iridessa: Well... I've never heard anyone switching talents before...
Silvermist: She's right! Me neither!
Tinker Bell: Look. You all do things that are beautiful and magical and... and important. But me... there's gotta be more to my life than just pots and kettles. All I'm asking you is that you give me a chance.