[ Steve is standing on the roof of his high school, contemplating suicide. Looking down, he slips and stumbles back. ] Mr. Tiny : Careful. The first step is a big one. Oh, I know. You miss- the one known as Darren. You feel betrayed, abandoned- you're a loyal friend. [ Pauses ] Unlike him. Steve : Darren was a loyal friend. Mr. Tiny : Oh, really? What if I told you he's still alive? He's taken your place, stealing your dreams! Oh, I know. You dream of killing people, drinking their blood! You dream of leading a great, bloodthirsty army! Steve : Who the hell are you? Mr. Tiny : I'm Mr. Tiny. Steve : Are you a vampire? Mr. Tiny : Oh, I'm not a vampire. I'm not a vampeneze. I'm... an aficionado. I want to see a marvelous war! Steve : What do you want from me, you freak? Mr. Tiny : [ Visibly annoyed ] Oh, I'm not a freak. I despise freaks! Can a freak travel back and forth between life and death? I think not. Can a freak create new life from rotting flesh and souls? Please! Can a freak bring about the Apocalypse, and rule the world? No. Sadly neither can I. [ Looks pointedly at Steve ] Not without help.

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