Larten Crepsley : Now, are you mentally unfit? Didn't you hear me threaten you at the show? Steve : I did. It was awesome. You see, I want this. I want you to make me into a vampire. Vampires- they don't take crap from anybody. They live by their own set of rules. Larten Crepsley : It's true; they do have their own rules. We wrote some of them. Gavner Purl : And one of those rules is: "Children can't become vampires." Steve : Look- blood! [Holds out a small cut on his hand] Larten Crepsley : [Wide-eyed] Blood! You see Gavner! Blood... [Crepsley drops the act and gives Steve a deadpan expression.] Look. If you become a vampire, you have to leave your friends, and your family; it's deeply depressing. Trust me. Now get out of here! [ Steve is silent for a few moments ] Steve : I haven't seen my dad in years. My mom's drunk all the time. I absolutely hate my life! I've never actually said it before, but it's the truth. This is what I was meant for. Larten Crepsley : What you were meant for? Well, if that's the case, let's test your blood. Gavner Purl : Larten... [ Crepsley tastes some of Steve's blood, but immediately spits it back out. ] Larten Crepsley : Who sent you here? Your blood tastes of evil. You can never be a vampire. Steve : [ In disbelief, then anger ] What, I have... bad blood ? I'm never gonna forget this. One day, I promise you, I will hunt you down- Larten Crepsley : And what? Kill me? You know how easily I could kill you. I could do it tonight. I could knock you out, and lay you in front of a bus, and no one would ever know ! Gavner Purl : Calm down; save that stuff for the enemy! He's just an idiot kid! [ Quietly, looking at Steve ] Who should be leaving, right now , while he still can. [ Steve turns and leaves; the instant he is out Gavner kicks the door shut. ]

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