Jennifer Lopez movie quotes

View Quote Are you aware that Fran has chosen teal for her bridesmaids? Teal, the color of gangrene. ... Oh, oh, and I Honestly Love You as your wedding song? You might as well commit matrimonial suicide right now!

View Quote You smell like sweet red plums and grilled cheese sandwiches.

View Quote A quarter cup of lemon juice, half a cup of salt and a loofah sponge. Scrub scrub scrub.

View Quote Your little bunny nose wiggles in the cutest way when you're mad!

View Quote [Referring to Gutt] You know you won't beat him.

View Quote Don't call me kitty!

View Quote [the title card appears]
Man: Ground floor.
Ant: Uh, worker. Soldier. Worker.
Worker Ant: Let's try it again. Firm grip. Swing hard. Back straight. Concentrate. Follow through.
Z Marion-4195: Okay. I've got to keep a positive attitude. A good attitude, even though I'm utterly insignificant. [grabs an ax] I'm-I'm insignificant, um, but with attitude.
Azteca: Oh, sorry, Z. I didn't see you.
Z Marion-4195: Great, Azteca. It's working already. I'm so meaningless, I'm invisible. [he tries to get the ax out]
Azteca: [laughing] Now, you're getting it. [takes the ax out] After all, it's not about you. It's about us, the team. It's about this.
Z Marion-4195: Uh, a giant hole in the ground?
Foreman: Okay, people. Are we feeling good?
All: Yeah!
Z Marion-4195: Yeah.
Foreman: Great! Now, R-1734 through Z-7829, you guys are on wrecking ball.
Azteca: You got it.
Z Marion-4195: Swell. You got it.
Worker Ant: All right, swing time! Let's get physical!
Worker Ant: I love this job!
Worker Ant: Let's go!
Z Marion-4195: Now, remember, Azteca, "Be the ball." That's the main thing. Now, remember that. You know, got to be one with the ball.
Azteca: Would you cut it out already? Jeez. I love my work. And you, well... You think too much. Come on, Z. Help us build a bigger, better colony. And, for crying out loud, try to be happy about it.
Z Marion-4195: Sure, you know. [nervous chuckle] I mean, how could I possibly be unhappy being a piece of construction equipment?
Foreman: Okay, workers, remember.
Z Marion-4195: Here it comes.
Foreman: Be the ball.
Z Marion-4195: [groans]
Foreman: Let the energy flow through you!
Z Marion-4195: Grin and bear it. This is... This is for the colony. Ow! This is... This is just a lawsuit waiting to happen.
Worker Ant: Hang on, here we go!
Worker Ant: Faster!
Worker Ant: Higher!
Z Marion-4195: Did I happen to mention that heights make me nauseous?
Worker Ant: No.
Worker Ant: This is a ball! Hey!
Azteca: Oh, Z.
Z Marion-4195: Yes. Yes. I understand. I dropped the ball.

View Quote Weaver: Yeah. [he breaks the wall] Okay, mama. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Big guy comin' through. Love it.
Azteca: Hey. Hey. Hey. Take it easy, muscles. You're makin' the rest of us look bad. What happened to Z?
Weaver: He's takin' a personal day, so I'm fillin' in.
Azteca: [admiring] You fill in any more, and you'll explode.
Azteca: Eh, you got a problem?
Weaver: No, uh, uh... Nobody told me digging was so much fun. You know, you pick the dirt up. You move it. You pick it up again. You move it again. Lots of reps. You exercise the arms and the thorax.
Azteca: Yes, I... I see what you mean.
Foreman: Um. Yeah. That is fascinating.
Weaver: Sorry, sir. I was just havin' a chat with my friend, sir.
Foreman: You know, I just had a chat with General Mandible. Anybody who doesn't meet his quota is going to be downsized.
Azteca: Come on. Cut him a break. He's new.
Foreman: Hey. What do you say we help your attitude a little bit by taking away your rations for the day. Thanks for your time.
Azteca: I don't know what came over me. Talking back like that. [he starts cutting] I must be losin' it.
Weaver: Sorry I got you in trouble. But, listen, you can share my rations. Whoa. If you want.
Azteca: [guards the ax] Are you askin' me out to dinner?
Weaver: [chuckles] Oh, no. I... Well, if you don't have anything else planned.
Azteca: [laughing] I'll check my calendar. You know, I'm kinda glad Z's takin' a breather.

View Quote Colonel Cutter: We're on schedule. Work is completed on "A" section sir, including a path through "D" section now.
General Mandible: We need to push harder, Cutter. I want double shifts around-the-clock. We can't afford to let up. Is that clear?
Colonel Cutter: Crystal, sir.
General Mandible: Good. What about section...
Guard Ant: [he comes in] Excuse me, sir.
General Mandible: This had better be important.
Guard Ant: Well, it's about the termite battle, sir. The enemy was destroyed, but I'm afraid it was a disaster for our troops, as well.
General Mandible: Well, that's terrible. Terrible.
Guard Ant: There is a better good news, sir. One soldier did make it back.
Colonel Cutter: No kidding.
General Mandible: What did you say?
Guard Ant: Word is spreading through the colony. The queen requested a meeting with the war hero.
General Mandible: [on hearing that one soldier survived the battle with the termites] Damn! [covering his true feelings] Good. damn good. Uh, I'll handle this. [he walks to Z and Ant] Congratulations, soldier. [chuckling] Well, you're a little short for a war hero, aren't you?
Z Marion-4195: A war hero? Sir. I-I don't actually think that I'm a hero.
General Mandible: [takes Z] Good. I don't like heroes.
[the worker ants cheers]
Z Marion-4195: But, sir. You don't understand. I... I didn't do anything. I mean, it was all horrible. It was just a massacre. A-A massacre upon a massacre.
General Mandible: [to Z] That's good, soldier. Now, wave.
[the worker ants cheering, Z waves his arm, the worker ants continue cheering]
Azteca: There was nothing you could do, Weaver. You didn't know they were going to war.
Weaver: I just feel horrible. Poor Z. I should have never let him go.
Azteca: Wait a minute. That's no soldier. That's Z!
Weaver: Z? The little guy made it! [he chuckles]
General Mandible: Let's go, soldier.
[the worker ants cheering]

View Quote Buck: No worries, because I've got a plan.
Manny: Really, to stop an asteroid?
Buck: [shows the tablets on the prophecy] Look, the last two asteroids have pummeled the earth in the same spot, and it's about to happen again. We've got to go there and see what's attracting the asteroid. Once we know why it's coming, we can figure out how to send it somewhere else.
Granny: That plan is so dumb, I wish it had a face so I could smack it.
Manny: Let me get this straight: instead of running away from a deadly asteroid, you want us to run directly towards it.
Buck: I know it sounds suboptimal. But the good news is, it'll kill us no matter where we went!
Diego: Well, that's reassuring.
Manny: Okay. Even if we get to the crash site, how are we supposed to change what is literally written in stone?
Buck: Ah, my cynical friend, the dinos were wiped off the face of the Earth, but some escaped. They changed their fate and we can change ours, too! Who's with me?! [the Herd all look at each other, then quickly huddle in]
Manny: So what do you think?
Ellie: Honestly, I'm worried the weasel's right.
Buck: [dressed up with a leaf hat, nicking a lady's voice] No, don't listen to the weasel. He's a raving loon! [everyone just stares at Buck severely, and he laughs] Sorry, I just love playing devil's advocate. [singsong] And looking fabulous!!
Diego: Well, Buck has saved our lives before, right?
Shira: But what if he can't this time?
Peaches: I don't know what to believe, but I'm afraid our lives will be over before they begin.
[They break up]
Manny: Okay...I guess we're in.
Crash and Eddie: [salute] Crash and Eddie reporting for duty!
Eddie: Haha! "Dooty". [he and Crash laugh]
Buck: Excellent!

View Quote Buck: Oh, right on the spleen! Utterly useless, but totally hurts.
Diego: Hey, Buck! Welcome back, buddy.
Shira: Wait, this half-a-snack is a dinosaur whisperer?
Buck: And expert salsa dancer. [scats] I have one eye, but all my original teeth. Would you like to count them? [shows his teeth]
Shira: No thank you.
Buck: And this must be... Nectarine?
Peaches: Um, Peaches.
Buck: Semantics my dear. I am deeply honored.
Julian: Sweet eye-patch. Very gangster.
Buck: Thank you! [to Peaches] I like this kid.

View Quote Sid: [crying] All I wanted is true love. Is that too much to ask? [crying]
Diego: Why is it so quiet?
Sid: Because the world is mourning my loss. [screams]
Manny: Ellie? Peaches? Where is everyone?
All: Surprise!
Crash and Eddie: Ta-da!
Ellie: Happy Anniversary, honey!
Manny: Anniversary? [realized] Oh, no. That's the thing.
Julian: Okay! Now it's your turn, Bro-Dad!
Peaches: Yeah!
Crash: We wanna see what you got, Ellie.
Eddie: Manny.
All: Manny. Manny. Manny. Manny. Manny. Manny.
Manny: Hey, hey. Right. Uh... So, how about another hand for Ellie?
Male Molehog: Yeah. Oh.
Female Diatryma: He forgot!
Female Guest: I feel so bad for Ellie.
Manny: Ellie, I... Uh...
All: Ohh. Ahh.
Male Molehog: He didn't forget. That's how big Manny's love is for her!
Manny and Sid: Nice save with the light show. Wait, you didn't do this? Then who did?
Ellie: Oh, Manny. I was so afraid you'd forgotten. But you lit up the sky for me? How'd you do it?
Manny: Uh, well... A magician never reveals his secrets.
Ellie: Oh... Thank you.
Diego: I keep picturing our own kid in there. He'd be the best one.
Shira: I think you meant "she."
Diego: He.
Shira: Either way, we've been over this, Diego. Kids are afraid of us.
Diego: Yeah, but why?
Lily: Are they gonna eat us?
Diego and Shira: Hi, kids!
Shira: I even smiled this time.
Peaches: Wow, Dad. Best present ever.
Julian: You, sir, are an education in marital excellence. I'm really gonna miss you guys when we leave.
Manny: Ow!
Peaches: Um, actually, I haven't told them yet.
Julian: Oh. Surprise!
Manny: You're leaving?
Ellie: I thought you guys were gonna live with us the first couple of years.
Peaches: I know. But Julian and I kind of want to roam for a while.
Manny: Roam?
Julian: Yeah! Travel, explore, just go wherever. No plan is the best plan. That's my philosophy. Hors d'oeuvres?
Manny: That's not a plan, or a philosophy or very safe.
Peaches: Dad, we're young. We can worry about being safe when we're old and boring. Like you and Mom.
Julian: I think we should just...
Manny: Excuse me! This is a family discussion.
Julian: But aren't I part of your family?
Manny: Not yet; you're not.

View Quote Then I realized that it doesn't have to be perfect... It can be whatever it is.

View Quote Let's talk about something stupid!

View Quote Sharon: It's not a good neighborhood, maybe I should walk you to your car.
Catch: I don't have a car.
Sharon: Would you like a ride home?
Catch: No thank you, I like to walk, Are you OK to drive?
Sharon: I'm not drunk, you think I'm drunk, cause you'll know when I'm drunk when I start throwing up!

View Quote This city, this whole country, is a strip club. You've got people tossing the money, and people doing the dance.

View Quote Doesn't money make you horny?

View Quote You either got to stand in the corner or get in the ring.

View Quote Karen Sisco: You think I'll shoot you?
Jack Foley: If you don't someone else will.
Karen Sisco: Put the gun down.
Jack Foley: I'm not going back.
Karen Sisco: Jack please don't make me do this. Put the gun down.
Jack Foley: No more timeouts.

View Quote Marshall Sisco: Are you gonna go get him?
Karen Sisco: It's possible, why?
Marshall Sisco: Well, I was thinking, you could have a nice time with him on the ride down - like picking up where your interlude or whatever you call it left off - and then you could throw him in the shit house!

View Quote Karen Sisco: [at the hotel bar] So tell me, Gary, what do you do for a living?
Jack Foley: How far do you want to go with this?
Karen Sisco: Not yet. Don't say anything yet.
Jack Foley: I don't think it works if we're somebody else. I mean, Gary and Celeste, what do they know about anything?
Karen Sisco: Well, this is your game, I've never played before.
Jack Foley: It's not a game. It's not something you play.
Karen Sisco: Well, does this make any sense to you?
Jack Foley: It doesn't have to. It's something that happens. It's like seeing someone for the first time... like you could be passing on the street, and you look at each other and for a few seconds... there's this kind of a recognition... like you both know something. The next moment, the person's gone, and it's too late to do anything about it. And you always remember it, because it was there, and you let it go, and you think to yourself, "What if I had stopped? If I had said something?"
Jack Foley: "What if, what if?" And it may only happen a few times in your life.
Jack Foley: Or once.
Karen Sisco: Or once. [pause] How'd you find me?
Jack Foley: Uh...Called your room from downstairs.
Karen Sisco: Oh. And if I had answered, what were you gonna say?
Jack Foley: I would say who I was, and do you remember me, and want to meet for a drink?
Karen Sisco: If I remembered you. I came here looking for you. All right, so then I would have said yes, but for all you know, I could have had a SWAT team waiting for you... why would you trust me?
Jack Foley: It'd be worth the risk.
Karen Sisco: You like taking risks.
Jack Foley: So do you.