Elizabeth Perkins movie quotes

View Quote [Miss Stone tells her she's heard so much about her] Well I wish that I could say the same.

View Quote Fred! And promise me you won't say anything like you did when you saw my sister's baby.

View Quote Dino: Huh?
Fred Flintstone: Wilma! I'm home! No, Dino! No, no! No, Dino! Bad boy! Bad dog! Good doggie! Bad Dino breath.
Wilma Flintstone: Fred! Do you have to get Dino so wound up when you come home?
Fred Flintstone: It's not my fault. Maybe he'd calm down if we had him fixed!
Dino: What?
Fred Flintstone: Here comes the big Daddysaurus!
Wilma Flintstone: How was your day, dear?
Fred Flintstone: I think my Brontocrane's pregnant again. I tell ya, you forget to lock her up one Saturday night...
Wilma Flintstone: Comfortable, Fred?
Fred Flintstone: On my way. All I need's a brew and a good scratch. Which one do you want to do first?
Wilma Flintstone: It does my heart good to see you relaxing after a hard day at the quarry.
Fred Flintstone: I'm telling you, I married the pick of the litter.
Wilma Flintstone: Fred, our garbage disposal has been acting up a lot lately, so I decided that it was time to buy a new one. But when I went to take money out of our savings account... Guess what?
Fred Flintstone: New garbage disposal? New garbage disposal? Why throw good money down the drain? There's nothing wrong with this one. All right, you. Say "ahh."
Pigasaurus: Uh-uh.
Wilma Flintstone: Do you have any idea why there's no money in our savings account?
Fred Flintstone: There's your problem right there. All right, you! Spit it out!
Wilma Flintstone: Where's the money, Fred?
Fred Flintstone: Something happened to it. There, I said it.
Wilma Flintstone: We have scrimped and saved for that money. And every time we get ahead, you have to go blow it on some hare-brained scheme!
Fred Flintstone: Now, see here, Wilma! In this cave, I am the king! And...
Wilma Flintstone: And what, Fred?
Fred Flintstone: And you have every right to know, my queen. I gave it to Barney.
Wilma Flintstone: You what?
Fred Flintstone: I know I should've consulted you, but Barney Rubble's my neighbor, my lodge brother and my best friend since the first time I went through the fifth grade!
Wilma Flintstone: Fred Flintstone!
Fred Flintstone: Wilma, without that money, they wouldn't be allowed to adopt a baby. So go ahead, yell, scream, let the fur fly. Give the neighbors something to talk about!
Wilma Flintstone: What you have just done for the Rubbles... Is the sweetest, most generous thing I ever heard. And I adore you for it. Mmm.
Fred Flintstone: I also bought a new bowling ball.

View Quote Look, if he forgets to call one day, no big deal; two days, it's an oversight. Honey, he hasn't called you in three days; he's sleeping with somebody else.

View Quote Bernie: You know something Joan, if you didn't have a pussy there'd be a bounty on your head.
Joan: And you are a schizophrenic, psychopathic, maladjusted social misfit who is clearly in the middle of a very deep homosexual panic.
Bernie: So you want to dance or what?

View Quote Joan: [about a workshop on relationships] Men and women - sharing, working out their hate.
Debbie: I'm sick of hating. I mean, God, Joan. I don't think I have any hate left.
Joan: Yes you do - you just don't know it.

View Quote Susan: I want to spend the night with you.
Josh: Do you mean sleep over?
Susan: Well, yeah.
Josh: Well, okay, but I get to be on top.

View Quote Paul: What is so special about Baskin?
Susan: He's a grown up.

View Quote Susan: I'm not so sure we should do this.
Josh: Do what?
Susan: Well, I like you, and I want to spend the night with you.
Josh: Do you mean sleep over?
Susan: Well, yeah.
Josh: Well, okay, but I get to be on top.

View Quote Having teeth is a privilege!