“Come on, Fred, usually you're yakkin' my ear off, but today you...” – Barney Rubble, The Flintstones ... Movie Quotes Database

Barney Rubble: Come on, Fred, usually you're yakkin' my ear off, but today you haven't said two words. Something exciting must have happened up there.
Fred Flintstone: You don't want to know, Barn, believe me.
Barney Rubble: Sure I do, Fred. You're the first one of us to make it out of that quarry. Look at me. I'll probably be working there the rest of my life.
Fred Flintstone: No, you won't, Barn. Take my word for it.
Barney Rubble: Come take a look... It's a dish in the shower, you keep the soap in it.
Fred Flintstone: Barney, there's something we gotta talk about.
Barney Rubble: Yeah, yeah. Later, Fred.
All: Surprise! Way to go, Fred!
Fred Flintstone: Wilma, you shouldn't have.
Wilma Flintstone: Hmm? I didn't. This was all Barney and Betty's idea. Aren't we lucky to have friends like them, Fred?
Pearl Slaghoople: Ohh! There he is! There's my big, handsome son-in-law! Have you lost weight?
Fred Flintstones: Have we met?
Barney Rubble: Can I have everybody's attention, please? I've got something I'd like to say.
Hoagie: I hope it's not another poem.
Barney Rubble: Fred... Betty, Bamm-Bamm and I could not be happier, even if it was me that got that job.
All: Aww!
Barney Rubble: So we got a little something to show how proud of you we are.Congratulations, big guy!
Fred Flintstone: Barney, I can't accept this.
Barney Rubble: Sure, you can.
Fred Flintstone: No, I can't. Take it back.
Betty Rubble: We can't. We had your initials branded on it.
Barney Rubble: It's yours, Fred.
Fred Flintstone: No, it's not!
Wilma Flintstone: Fred, what's wrong with you? It's a lovely gift. He's thrilled to receive it. Aren't you, Fred?
Fred Flintstone: No!
Betty Rubble: Don't you like the color?
Fred Flintstone: It's not the briefcase, it's not the color. I just can't take anything from you.
Barney Rubble: But, Fred...
Pearl Slaghoople: Take a hike, shorty. My Freddie doesn't want that tacky thing.
Barney Rubble: How come, Fred?
Fred Flintstone: Because you can't afford it, Barn.
Barney Rubble: Sure I can, pal.
Fred Flintstone: Not anymore. You're fired.
Bird: Fired?
Pearl Slaghoople: Well! Let's not let a little thing like this spoil the party! Conga line!
Hoagie: Conga! Conga!
Barney Rubble: Don't worry about me, Fred. I've been working in that quarry since it was eight feet deep.
Fred Flintstone: Atta boy!
Barney Rubble: There could be a whole new world opening up for me. Maybe I'll take in that franchise show this weekend.
Fred Flintstone: That's the spirit.
Barney Rubble: Hey, Fred, there's just one thing I gotta know. After all these years, how come they're canning me?
Fred Flintstone: Barn, you're a wonderful father, a loving husband, a hard worker, and one heck of a little bowler. But, Barn, none of that counts on an aptitude test. You got the lowest score, pal.
Barney Rubble: The lowest score?

Barney Rubble : Come on, Fred, usually you're yakkin' my ear off, but today you haven't said two words. Something exciting must have happened up there. Fred Flintstone : You don't want to know, Barn, believe me. Barney Rubble : Sure I do, Fred. You're the first one of us to make it out of that quarry. Look at me. I'll probably be working there the rest of my life. Fred Flintstone : No, you won't, Barn. Take my word for it. Barney Rubble : Come take a look... It's a dish in the shower, you keep the soap in it. Fred Flintstone : Barney, there's something we gotta talk about. Barney Rubble : Yeah, yeah. Later, Fred. All : Surprise! Way to go, Fred! Fred Flintstone : Wilma, you shouldn't have. Wilma Flintstone : Hmm? I didn't. This was all Barney and Betty's idea. Aren't we lucky to have friends like them, Fred? Pearl Slaghoople : Ohh! There he is! There's my big, handsome son-in-law! Have you lost weight? Fred Flintstones : Have we met? Barney Rubble : Can I have everybody's attention, please? I've got something I'd like to say. Hoagie : I hope it's not another poem. Barney Rubble : Fred... Betty, Bamm-Bamm and I could not be happier, even if it was me that got that job. All : Aww! Barney Rubble : So we got a little something to show how proud of you we are.Congratulations, big guy! Fred Flintstone : Barney, I can't accept this. Barney Rubble : Sure, you can. Fred Flintstone : No, I can't. Take it back. Betty Rubble : We can't. We had your initials branded on it. Barney Rubble : It's yours, Fred. Fred Flintstone : No, it's not! Wilma Flintstone : Fred, what's wrong with you? It's a lovely gift. He's thrilled to receive it. Aren't you, Fred? Fred Flintstone : No! Betty Rubble : Don't you like the color? Fred Flintstone : It's not the briefcase, it's not the color. I just can't take anything from you. Barney Rubble : But, Fred... Pearl Slaghoople : Take a hike, shorty. My Freddie doesn't want that tacky thing. Barney Rubble : How come, Fred? Fred Flintstone : Because you can't afford it, Barn. Barney Rubble : Sure I can, pal. Fred Flintstone : Not anymore. You're fired. Bird : Fired? Pearl Slaghoople : Well! Let's not let a little thing like this spoil the party! Conga line! Hoagie : Conga! Conga! Barney Rubble : Don't worry about me, Fred. I've been working in that quarry since it was eight feet deep. Fred Flintstone : Atta boy! Barney Rubble : There could be a whole new world opening up for me. Maybe I'll take in that franchise show this weekend. Fred Flintstone : That's the spirit. Barney Rubble : Hey, Fred, there's just one thing I gotta know. After all these years, how come they're canning me? Fred Flintstone : Barn, you're a wonderful father, a loving husband, a hard worker, and one heck of a little bowler. But, Barn, none of that counts on an aptitude test. You got the lowest score, pal. Barney Rubble : The lowest score?