Pearl Slaghoople quotes from The Flintstones (1994)

View Quote Fred Flintstone: Ohh! No.
Pearl Slaghoople: Look at him. Drunk as a skunkosaurus.
Fred Flintstone: Aaaah!
Wilma Flintstone: Mother, I can handle this.
Fred Flintstone: What's that old fossil doing here? Did the tar pits back up again?
Pearl Slaghoople: Well, somebody has to be here looking after my daughter and grandchild... While you're out carousing with a bunch of Neanderthals.
Fred Flintstone: Oh, really? Well, for your information, the lodge no longer accepts Neanderthals.
Pearl Slaghoople: He robs your nest egg to bail out that little troll next door while my daughter has to wash her clothes in the river.
Fred Flintstone: I got half a mind...
Pearl Slaghoople: Oh, don't flatter yourself.
Fred Flintstone: That's it! Where's my club, Wilma?
Pearl Slaghoople: You just try it, fatso!
Fred Flintstone: If you was a man, I'd knock you...
Wilma Flintstone: Enough! Mother! Fred! You two should be ashamed of yourselves!
Pearl Slaghoople: I've got my hands full just being ashamed of him.
Fred Flintstone: You got your hands full when you scratch your neck!
Wilma Flintstone: Stop it! Both of you! Mother, Fred is a loving husband and a good provider.
Pearl Slaghoople: Oh, really? What has he ever provided you besides shade? Oh, Wilma. You could've married Elliot Firestone, the man who invented the wheel. Instead you picked Fred Flintstone, the man who invented the excuse.
Fred Flintstone: Let me tell you something, Pearl. I'm not going to be a nobody all my life. One of these days, I'm gonna be a somebody, a real somebody! We'll live in luxury, and Wilma will have everything she deserves. When that day comes, you'll be so busy eatin' crow you'll be passing feathers for a month!
Pearl Slaghoople: Oh, you poor, poor dear. And when I think of all the sacrifices your father made for you. Lambs, oxen, your brother Jerry.
Wilma Flintstone: Well...
Pearl Slaghoople: Oh, Wilma. Do your mother a favor. Just call Elliot Firestone. Even if things don't work out, he can give you a great deal on some tires.
Wilma Flintstone: Yes, Mother.
Pearl Slaghoople: Byesie-bye.
Fred Flintstone: I'll show her. I'll show everybody.
Wilma Flintstone: I know you will, Fred.
Fred Flintstone: Call me fatso.
Wilma Flintstone: Let's get some sleep.

View Quote Barney Rubble: Come on, Fred, usually you're yakkin' my ear off, but today you haven't said two words. Something exciting must have happened up there.
Fred Flintstone: You don't want to know, Barn, believe me.
Barney Rubble: Sure I do, Fred. You're the first one of us to make it out of that quarry. Look at me. I'll probably be working there the rest of my life.
Fred Flintstone: No, you won't, Barn. Take my word for it.
Barney Rubble: Come take a look... It's a dish in the shower, you keep the soap in it.
Fred Flintstone: Barney, there's something we gotta talk about.
Barney Rubble: Yeah, yeah. Later, Fred.
All: Surprise! Way to go, Fred!
Fred Flintstone: Wilma, you shouldn't have.
Wilma Flintstone: Hmm? I didn't. This was all Barney and Betty's idea. Aren't we lucky to have friends like them, Fred?
Pearl Slaghoople: Ohh! There he is! There's my big, handsome son-in-law! Have you lost weight?
Fred Flintstones: Have we met?
Barney Rubble: Can I have everybody's attention, please? I've got something I'd like to say.
Hoagie: I hope it's not another poem.
Barney Rubble: Fred... Betty, Bamm-Bamm and I could not be happier, even if it was me that got that job.
All: Aww!
Barney Rubble: So we got a little something to show how proud of you we are.Congratulations, big guy!
Fred Flintstone: Barney, I can't accept this.
Barney Rubble: Sure, you can.
Fred Flintstone: No, I can't. Take it back.
Betty Rubble: We can't. We had your initials branded on it.
Barney Rubble: It's yours, Fred.
Fred Flintstone: No, it's not!
Wilma Flintstone: Fred, what's wrong with you? It's a lovely gift. He's thrilled to receive it. Aren't you, Fred?
Fred Flintstone: No!
Betty Rubble: Don't you like the color?
Fred Flintstone: It's not the briefcase, it's not the color. I just can't take anything from you.
Barney Rubble: But, Fred...
Pearl Slaghoople: Take a hike, shorty. My Freddie doesn't want that tacky thing.
Barney Rubble: How come, Fred?
Fred Flintstone: Because you can't afford it, Barn.
Barney Rubble: Sure I can, pal.
Fred Flintstone: Not anymore. You're fired.
Bird: Fired?
Pearl Slaghoople: Well! Let's not let a little thing like this spoil the party! Conga line!
Hoagie: Conga! Conga!
Barney Rubble: Don't worry about me, Fred. I've been working in that quarry since it was eight feet deep.
Fred Flintstone: Atta boy!
Barney Rubble: There could be a whole new world opening up for me. Maybe I'll take in that franchise show this weekend.
Fred Flintstone: That's the spirit.
Barney Rubble: Hey, Fred, there's just one thing I gotta know. After all these years, how come they're canning me?
Fred Flintstone: Barn, you're a wonderful father, a loving husband, a hard worker, and one heck of a little bowler. But, Barn, none of that counts on an aptitude test. You got the lowest score, pal.
Barney Rubble: The lowest score?

View Quote Pearl Slaghoople: Here comes the pterodactyl.
Pebbles Mmm-mmm-mmm.
Wilma Flintstone: It's no use, Mother. She misses Fred. I hope it's not that pesky Avrok lady again. Oh! Betty!
Betty Rubble: Oh.
Pebbles: Bamm-Bamm!
Wilma Flintstone: I have missed you so much.
Betty Rubble: I don't care what Barney said. I couldn't let you go through this alone. Have you heard from Fred?
Wilma Flintstone: No.
Pearl Slaghoople: I spoke to a lawyer. If he's missing seven years, you can remarry.
Wilma Flintstone: Mother! Well, wherever Fred is, I hope he knows I still love him. Oh.
Police Radio: Calling all Bedrock units, all Bedrock units.
Bedrock's Most Wanted Host: Tonight, in a special edition of Bedrock's Most Wanted, we bring you the story that's rocked our city, "The Case of the Embezzling Executive."
Miss Stone Look-A-Like: Mr. Flintstone, what are you doing?
Fred Look-A-Like: I'm an executive. I'm embezzling.
Miss Stone Look-A-Like: I'm shocked!
Pearl Slaghoople: How could you ever marry that man?
Wilma Flintstone: Mother! That man is not my husband.
Betty Rubble: That's right. He plays Dr. Gravelman on The Young And The Thumbless.
Wilma Flintstone: Fred might be a lot of things but a thief is not one of them.
Pearl Slaghoople: Can he prove it?
Fred Look-A-Like: Who cares? Yabba-dabba-dabba!
Dictabird Look-A-Like: Yabba-dabba-dabba!
Bedrock's Most Wanted Host: This menace remains at large... We ask the public's help in apprehending...
Wilma Flintstone: Maybe I can.