Bamm-Bamm quotes from The Flintstones (1994)

Wait! Come on, honey!

Watch your step.

Sit down.

All right, all together, folks.

Wilma Flintstone

Betty, sit down and relax.

Betty Rubble

Oh, I can't, Wilma. It just hit me. From now on, I'll be spending 24 hours a day attending to the every need of a helpless little boy. Then again, maybe it won't be such a big adjustment after all.

Wilma Flintstone

Fred! And promise you won't say anything like you did when you saw my sister's baby.

Fred Flintstone

The kid had a tail. Was I supposed to pretend I didn't notice?

Hello, Mommy and Daddy! I have someone who wants to meet you!

Barney Rubble

Well, it's not exactly what we pictured, but... We'll love him like he was our own.

No, no, no. This little fellow belongs to the Hendersons. So glad you'll be nursing.

Wilma Flintstone

Congratulations.

Mr. and Mrs. Rubble, this is your little boy.

Betty Rubble

Barney, isn't he precious?

Fred Flintstone

Precious? They'd have been better off with the monkey.

Wilma Flintstone

Fred!

Betty Rubble

Does he have a name?

Bamm-Bamm.

Barney Rubble

Is that short for somethin'?

Bamm-Bamm-Bamm. [about Bamm-Bamm] You're going to have to take it slowly with this one. He doesn't speak yet and is a little skittish around humans, but then again, I would be too if I'd been raised by wild mastodons. [laughs]

Mastodons?!

Let's not nit-pick, a mammal's a mammal.

Barney Rubble

Well, sounds to me like all he needs is a little lovin'.

Betty Rubble

Ohh.

Barney Rubble

Come here, little guy. Aah! He growled.

Betty Rubble

It's cute.

Barney Rubble

It's okay, little guy. I'm your da-da.

Bamm-Bamm!

Betty Rubble

Oh! Barney!

Wilma Flintstone

Oh, Betty!

Barney Rubble

Bamm-Bamm! No! Bamm-Bamm! Bamm-Bamm, wait!

Stalactite, stalagmite
Hold your baby very tight

Betty Rubble

Come back!

Barney Rubble

Come here, little guy!

Bamm-Bamm! Bamm! Bamm-Bamm!

Barney Rubble

Ohhh!

Rock with the caveman

Bamm-Bamm-Bamm-Bamm-Bamm!

Roll with the caveman
Shake to the caveman
Break with the caveman

Oof!

Make with the caveman
Okay, give me a C-A-V-E

Barney Rubble

Whoa!

M-A-N, Caveman

Barney Rubble

Whoa! What an arm!

Betty Rubble

"And Cinderocka married the handsome prince, and... "And they lived happily ever after."

Betty Rubble

Wilma, that is beautiful!

Wilma Flintstone

Well, I have always wanted...

You can't catch me!

Wilma Flintstone

A Halstone original.

Betty Rubble

Mmm.

Wilma Flintstone

Ohh!

Betty Rubble

Now, Wilma, don't be silly! Your husband's a big executive. You can afford it.

Charge it!

Betty Rubble

Bamm-Bamm! Ohh! Bamm-Bamm! No!

Bamm-Bamm! Bamm-Bamm!

Barney Rubble

It's finally happened, I've become my father.

Betty Rubble

Now, Barney, don't talk like that. This place is fine for now.

Barney Rubble

Come on, Betty. We're living downwind from a family of wild boars. Face it. We've hit rock bottom.

Betty Rubble

Hmm.

Barney Rubble

Come here, little guy. Can you say da-da? Say da-da.

Bamm-Bamm!

Betty Rubble

Oh. It doesn't really matter where we live, as long as we're together. Family hug!

Barney Rubble

Betty?

Betty Rubble

Hmm?

Barney Rubble

Exactly where did you get those eggs?

Betty Rubble

Sorry. I think it might be twins.

And then, Cliff said, "True. But I've graciously decided to give you all the credit, "since it's your name on all the requisition forms."

Miss Sharon Stone

Mr. Flintstone, I may not be in on Monday.

Fred Flintstone

Don't worry, Miss Stone. I'll tell 'em what you did. They'll let you off easy.

Miss Sharon Stone

I've been a very bad girl. But you have to admit, I was very, very good at it.

Barney Rubble

Come on, do it for Mommy. Who am I?

Bamm-Bamm!

Betty Rubble

Oh.

Wilma Flintstone

Thank goodness, you're all right.

Fred Flintstone

Well, I'm not going to jail, but it won't be easy getting a new job. What kind of reference is Mr. Slate gonna give me after I destroyed his quarry?

Betty Rubble

None of this was your fault. Mr. Slate will understand.

Flintstone!

Fred Flintstone

Sure, now he gets my name right.

How did this happen?

Fred Flintstone

Mr. Slate, it all started when the Rubbles here wanted to adopt a baby.

Not that! How did this happen to Cliff?

Fred Flintstone

Well, you see, Mr. Slate, the machinery went haywire and the rocks got all crushed up and that got mixed in with water and that came all down the hill. Mr. Slate, I'm sorry!

Sorry? I love this stuff! I'm gonna name it after my daughter Concretia. Flintstone, you're a genius!

Fred Flintstone

Me? Really? Why?

Don't you see? Thanks to concrete, man can now shape his own destiny. The Stone Age is over!

Wilma Flintstone

Ahh.

First thing, I want you to hire back all the men, Flintstone. We're going into production immediately.

Fred Flintstone

We?

That's right. You are hereby promoted to President of the entire concrete division.

Fred Flintstone

Yabba... That's a real nice offer, Mr. Slate, but unfortunately, I'm gonna have to turn you down.

Barney Rubble

Don't listen to him, Mr. Slate. Fred, it's a great job! This time, you deserve it.

Fred Flintstone

Barney, all my life I wanted to be a somebody. And when I finally did, I turned into somebody I didn't like.

Good grief, man, have you lost your mind? This could make you rich beyond your wildest dreams.

Fred Flintstone

I was always the richest man in the world. I just never knew it. So, if it's okay with you, Mr. Slate, all I want is my old job back and my old life.

Barney Rubble

Fred.

Fred Flintstone

And two weeks paid vacation for all the men in the quarry, an annual cost of livin' increase and those little packets of ketchup in the lunchroom.

Done!

Fred Flintstone

Thanks, boss. See you at the company picnic.

There goes the best executive I ever had.

Wilma Flintstone

Fred, I'm so proud of you.

Betty Rubble

And I'm proud of you, Barney.

Fred Flintstone

I'm starving!

Barney Rubble

Me too!

Fred Flintstone

What do you say we get some breakfast. Snake and eggs for everybody. My treat.

Barney Rubble

Great.

Fred Flintstone

Barney...

Barney Rubble

Yeah, Fred?

Fred Flintstone

Spot me a couple bucks? I'm a little short.

Barney Rubble

Not this time!

Fred Flintstone

What?
The BC-52's: [singing] Flintstones
Meet the Flintstones
They're a modern
Stone Age family
From the town of Bedrock
They're a page right out of history
Someday maybe
Fred will win the fight
Then that cat will stay out for the night
When you're with the Flintstones
Have a yabba-dabba-doo time
A dabba-doo time
We'll have a gay old time

Fred Flintstone

Wilma!
The BC-52's: [singing] We'll have a gay old time

Fred Flintstone

Wilma!