Scenes with Paul
3 scenes
J Josh
I'm much better at video hockey.
Paul
That's not a sport.
J Josh
It requires hand and eye coordination.
Paul
It's not a sport if you don't sweat.
J Josh
What about golf? It's a sport and you don't sweat.
Paul
It's not a sport if you let a machine do all the work.
J Josh
What about car racing?
Paul
Shut up, Baskin.
Paul
Have you tried Mattel?
Susan
Yes.
Paul
Well, how about Coleco?
Susan
Yes, as well as Fisher Price and Worlds of Wonder. None of these places reported ever having a Josh Baskin on their payroll.
Paul
Well, he's got to come from somewhere. The guy just does not come into the executive offices out of the blue.
Susan
Face it Paul, the man comes from data processing.
Paul
It's a mystery.
MC Milk Carton
[Susan pours milk into her coffee. She has not seen the reverse side, which has a picture of the young Josh]
MISSING: JOSHUA BASKIN
Paul
What is so special about Baskin?
Susan
He's a grown up.