A character in Big (1988)

Billy quotes from Big (1988)

Jared Rushton
Played by Jared Rushton Big (1988) · 16 quotes

Tied for 2nd most-quoted character in Big (1988): in 5 of its 16 quotes
Most scenes with: Young Josh (5)

Scenes with Billy

5 scenes
Josh

I want a listing of all amusement arcades and carnivals in the tri-state area.

Clerk

Consumer Affairs, down the hall.

Bureaucrat

Fill this out in triplicate, five dollar processing charge.

Billy

See, no problem.

Bureaucrat

Standard six-week wait with backlog.

Billy and Josh
[in unison]

Six weeks??!

Bureaucrat

Could take longer, but hey, you could get lucky.

Josh
[Outside. Josh is sitting on steps staring into space]

I am going to be 30 years old for the rest of my life.

Billy

Come on Josh, it is only for six weeks. Besides, you may be even older that that! ha ha!

Josh
[Josh is making application for a job]

Social security number?

Josh
[Billy fills it out]

What was that?

Billy

My locker combination.

Receptionist

Mr. Baskin?

Billy

Remember, Josh, eye contact!

Receptionist

Your son will have to wait out here.

Josh

Certainly. OK son, you heard the lady. Don't give anyone a hard time.

Billy

Sure thing, "Dad".
[Josh and Billy laugh at their private joke to the odd look of the receptionist]

Billy

So you got a job, where you play with all these toys.

Josh

Yup!

Billy

And they're gonna pay you for that?

Josh

Yup!

Billy

SUCKERS!

Josh

Will you please leave? I got a deadline to meet. Gosh.

Billy

Who the **** do you think you are?

Josh

HEY!

Billy

You're Josh Baskin, remember? You broke your arm on my roof! You hid in MY basement when Robert Dyson was about to rip your head off!

Josh

You don't get it, do you? This is important!

Billy

I'm your best friend. What's more important than that, huh? [Turns to leave] And I'm three months older than you are, ASSHOLE!

Billy

There. Sea Point Park!

Josh

Thanks.

Billy

See you around.
Later, Josh has run out of a business meeting

Josh

Taxi! Sea Point Park, please.

Billy
[Billy is on street]

Sea Point Park? Way to go, Josh!

[Susan tries to follow Josh but runs into Billy]

You know Josh?

Billy

Yes, I am his friend.

I am...his girlfriend.

Billy
[Billy looks amazed seeing a full-grown woman who has breasts is his best friend's girl]

His girlfriend?? Whoa!

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