Tied for 3rd most-quoted character in About Last Night... (1986): in 4 of its 13 quotes
Most scenes with: Danny (2)
You know what your problem is? Your face. Come on, you're too good-looking. Girls go out with you and get nervous. They feel dumpy, they don't want to compete. They want a guy like... like me. A guy who'll make them look good. A basic Neanderthal type. The swarthy type. A man's man.
Are you getting serious? Well, she seemed like a hell of a girl. From what little I saw of her. Not too this. Not too that. Very kind of, um, what?... Ah, what the ****, I only saw her for a minute. First impressions of this kind can often be misleading. Does she give head?
What?
To you, I'm saying. Does she give head to you? [Silence] Forget it.
Ooohhhh! Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan! [pauses] Who said it first?
I did.
Ooohhhh! Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan! [pauses] Was it before you came, or after?
You know something Joan, if you didn't have a pussy there'd be a bounty on your head.
And you are a schizophrenic, psychopathic, maladjusted social misfit who is clearly in the middle of a very deep homosexual panic.
So you want to dance or what?
