Aunt Helen
You mother has passed on.
Young Gwen
That's okay. Just slap her real hard, and she'll wake up.
Gwen Cummings
Sandra Bullock · 39 quotes
Gerhardt
Alan Tudyk · 13 quotes
Eddie Boone
Viggo Mortensen · 12 quotes
Jasper
Dominic West · 12 quotes
Betty
Margo Martindale · 8 quotes
Cornell Shaw
Steve Buscemi · 8 quotes
Andrea
Azura Skye · 7 quotes
Oliver
Mike O'Malley · 5 quotes
Lily Cummings
Elizabeth Perkins · 3 quotes
Roshanda
Marianne Jean-Baptiste · 3 quotes
Most scenes together: Gwen Cummings & Eddie Boone (5), Gwen Cummings & Jasper (5), Gwen Cummings & Gerhardt (4)
28 Days quotes
Page 1 of 6All of these things will be returned to you when you check out. Except for the "Vickodin," which will be flushed. Smile!
It's Vicoden.
Bobbie Jean as Deirdre
Falcon, Darien, your lover, is also your sister!
It is not possible!
Oliver as Dr. Griffin
Deirdre, darling, I have some bad news. Your daughter, Darien, Falcon's lover and sister is also carrying my baby.
Bobbie Jean as Deirdre
No!
Bobbie Jean's neck sign Confront me if I people please.
Confront me if I don't ask for help.
Roshanda's neck sign for Andrea
Sometimes you gotta kiss ass, before you can kick it.
Gerhardt's neck sign for Andrea
It's the engine that kills ya, not the caboose.
Oliver's neck sign for Andrea
Make love, not war.
Don't ever be someone's slogan, 'cause you are poetry.
Bobbie Jean Oh! I got and eyelash. Make a wish.
Sobriety
Oh, come on baby, we all want that. Think of something else.
My foreskin back. No one asked me before they took it. They just took it.
Way to share, Gerhardt, way to share.
You know, if your counselor catches you using, you could get kicked out.
Yeah, well, I don't plan on discussing it with him.
Too late.
Daniel as Announcer
And now, Santa Booze
Oh Falcon, I'm so afraid. When they find I've taken you out of the hospital, mother and Dr. Griffin Hartley are sure to come here. What will we do?
It I can't be with you, I would rather be dead.
[They kiss passionately. Gerhardt pushes her away]
Oh, but dear God, the tiny clusters of tumors in my brain!
Oh God, the tiny little clusters of tumors in his brain, somebody help! Oh, God!
Daniel You're about as perceptive as Helen Keller.
Imaginary Gwen to Gwen
You know you're screwed. Mm-hmm.
I don't think you have niceness, you see, I don't feel niceness coming from you.
Daniel Oh, that would be a great idea. You could spread your negativity even further. You know, if you really tried, you could ruin the experience for the entire patient population!
Dr Griffin What do you want to bet, that child turns out to have a gambling problem?
And I'm a patron of the arts and diseases and cures and stuff. That's what I'm spending my money on. So I like to have a little bit of fun.
Night Tech
You can't bring a girl into treatment with you, Eddie.
I wasn't gonna keep her.
He'll get over it. Falcon will be back, better than ever.
No, no, Falcon's leaving the show.
He's having brain clusters!
Nothing personal. I just made myself a little promise: no more endin' up naked with some girl I don't even know what her name is.
That's a noble goal and I wish you the very best of luck with it.
Well, I'll leave you guys to it then.
Well I don't know about that. I mean, let's think this through. I mean, the way I see it, Gwennie, we've got two options here. Scenario number one, we let Eddie from Oklahoma head back to the showers and wash off all that very manly sweat, and you and I can bullshit our way through the afternoon. Or, scenario number two, we can all acknowledge the awkward situation in which we find ourselves!"
I have no idea what you're talking about.
Well that's a clear vote for scenario number one. How about you, Eddie from Oklahoma? Care to weigh in? Abstaining? Interesting. Well, I guess that leaves only me in favor of calling a spade a spade and saying, "Pardon me, sir, but I'd prefer it if you wouldn't sleep with my fianc?."
Jasper!
You got the wrong idea, here, pal.
Don't call me pal. I mean, I'm not your pal. And don't treat me like an idiot, do me that one courtesy, please, cause I'm not that either. In fact, I've got more brain cells than your entire redneck family, all put together!
Jasper don't be a jerk.
Gwen, don't be a slut.
Evelyn We've gotten off track here. Lily. Lily! Think about Gwen's behavior at your wedding, and tell her now, how you feel.
Yeah. Lily, how does it make you feel?
This is just-- This is-- I don't need this... I have a life.
Young Gwen
[Lily storms off. Enter flashback, the girls run into the house.]
Lily, wait for me!
Young Lily
Beat ya.
Oh, but, no! My tumors!
Oliver as Dr. Griffin
It's the, uh, melio-- meli--
Daniel Melagioma Nestocytroma
Oliver as Dr. Griffin
Well, whatever. Look, there's nothing I can do. [Gerhardt grabs his collar] What-- what are you doing?
It says in the script that we're supposed to kiss.
Oliver as Dr. Griffin
Uh, Andrea, I like ya. Bon voyage. I'm not kissing Gerhardt.
Are you always this charming?
Do you always use humor to deflect things when you're uncomfortable?
Do you always use insight to disarm your new recruits?