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We carry our own bags here, this isn't the Sheraton.
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No fraternization- that's romance and/or sex- between patients. Oh, and we chant here. Don't be put off by it. It's just some people prefer it to the serenity prayer.
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Don't forget tonight's lecture, at 8:30: "How many brain cells did I kill last night?"
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Tonight's lecture: Are you a blackout drunk, or don't you remember?
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Tonight's lecture: "I've worked all 12 steps, can I go home now?"
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Attention all patients. Tonight's lecture is, "What's wrong with celebrating sobriety by getting drunk."
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Don't miss tonight's lecture, "Is God an alcoholic?"