Colin Farrell movie quotes

View Quote I never did anything for someone who couldn't do something for me.

View Quote My $2,000 watch is a fake, and so am I.

View Quote The first step to being noticed is being mentioned.

View Quote [Voiceover] After I killed them, I dropped the gun in the Thames, washed the residue off my hands in the bathroom of a Burger King, and walked home to await instructions. Shortly thereafter, the instructions came through. "Get the **** out of London, yous dumb ****s. Get to Bruges." I didn't even know where Bruges **** was. [Pause] It's in Belgium.

View Quote This is my vote of what we should do. We give it another day, two days max, then we check the papers again and if there's still nothing in 'em, we phone him and say, "Harry, thank you for the trip to Bruges, it's been very nice, all the old buildings and that, but we're coming back to London now," and hide out in a proper country where it isn't all just **** chocolates.

View Quote Exactly at what point was it that all skinheads suddenly became poofs? It used to be, you were a skinhead, you just went round beating up Pakistani twelve-year olds. Now it seems a prerequisite to be a **** bumboy!

View Quote "'Man without fear' (chuckles) Looks like I found something you're afraid of. Let's bring on the pain! Let's bring on the noise!"

View Quote "He... made me... miss."

View Quote "First one's a warning...padre"

View Quote It was all going fine until he chopped off all his fingers.

View Quote Some things there's no moving on from. And I think that's a good thing.

View Quote Dominic Kearney: What trouble are ya in with him?
Pádraic Súilleabháin: He just... doesn't want to be friends with me any more.
Dominic Kearney: What is he, twelve?

View Quote I am a fiend for mojito's....

View Quote You can't negotiate with gravity...

View Quote Det. James 'Sonny' Crockett: My mommy and daddy know me...

View Quote Tina, you're always turning up where you're least wanted.

View Quote Percival Graves: You're a Squib, Credence. I could smell it on you the moment I met you.
Credence: What?
Percival Graves: You have magical ancestry, but no power.
Credence: But you said you could teach me.
Percival Graves: You're unteachable, Credence. Your mother's dead, that's your reward. I'm done with you.

View Quote Percival Graves: Credence...I owe you an apology.
Credence: I trusted you. I thought you were my friend. I thought you were different.
Percival Graves: You can control it, Credence.
Credence: I don't think I want to, Mr. Graves.

View Quote [Deke Kaye is impressed with a prototype device Street introduced to the team for a takedown]
Deacon "Deke" Kaye: We need to sell that shit on eBay.
Jim Street: I only have one.
Deke: We'll split the profits fifty-fifty, corner the market. Break 'em down like a shotgun - The Polish Penetrator!

View Quote [After dropping off Montiel, the team receives a report of a stand-off on the way back]
Daniel "Hondo" Harrelson: Technically, our watch has been over for 12 hours.
Jim Street: So? [looks at Hondo]
Hondo: [understands] Yeah ... What the hell. [prepares weapon] Mount up!

View Quote [Michael Boxer and TJ McCabe chance upon Jim Street]
Michael Boxer: I just want to know what you did to my little sister.
Jim Street: She's 28, Boxer, okay? And trust me, she's not so little.
TJ McCabe: [laughing] Oh no, you didn't...

View Quote Coach: Ernie. Did you get that Chinese fella's name?
Ernie: Phuc.
Coach: What?
Ernie: Phuc. Like ****, with a p-h.
Coach: Don't get street with me, Ernie. Where does he live?
Ernie: The posh part of Croydon.
Coach: Drop the rope. There is no posh part of Croydon.
Ernie: It's comparative, innit?

View Quote Raymond: Feel free to talk.
Coach: I gather you're the consigliere of the outfit that my boys were stupid enough to **** around with. On that note, I'd like to extend my apologies on their behalf. My boys, they're naive, they've had hard lives and they're just starting to come good. But, they're my lads, my responsibility, so it's me that should be accountable for their actions. Now, I can return your goods, but I can't return the inconvenience, the time, the **** headache. And so I offer you my loyalty, my word, my time until that debt is settled. I'll make amends, but just leave me lads alone.
Raymond: First of all, I'm going to need to know how your lads got that information about where our farm was sited, cause that's not common knowledge. Once we've overcome that little challenge, then we can talk.

View Quote Coach: Ernie, what is it?
Ernie: The ball's in the back of the net. We've rung the bell 'ere, and we're gonna include you, 'coz you're our mentor.
Coach: I don't know what you're talkin' about, but I don't like the sound of it.
Ernie: We've landed a load of sticky bush.
Coach: Listen to me now Ernie... walk away.
Ernie: It's too late, we're at the gym now, unloading the van.
Coach: You took my van? Wait there... I'll be back in ten minutes.

View Quote [to Queen Tara during a Boggan ambush] Your majesty, get to the barge!

View Quote [to M.K.] You're riding with me, [to Nod] you're with the slugs.

View Quote [from trailer] If our world dies, your world will die too.

View Quote Hotel Manager: Now have you thought of what animal you'd like to be if you end up alone?
David: Yes. A lobster.
Hotel Manager: Why a lobster?
David: Because lobsters live for over one hundred years, are blue-blooded like aristocrats, and stay fertile all their lives. I also like the sea very much.

View Quote Loner Leader: Can you imagine why I brought you to this quiet place today?
David: No.
Loner Leader: Because I think it's the perfect spot for your grave.

View Quote Loner Leader: Where were you? I was looking for you.
David: I was masturbating behind those trees over there.

View Quote Danny Witwer: I thought they stopped the murder?
Jad: That's just an echo. Precog déjà vu. Some of the really bad ones, the precogs see over and over again.

View Quote John Anderton: [about Witwer's father] What does he think about your chosen line of work?
Danny Witwer: I don't know. He was shot and killed when I was 15 on the steps of our church in Dublin. I know what it's like to lose someone close, John. 'Course, nothing is like the loss of a child. I don't have any children of my own, so I can only imagine what that must've been like. To lose your son – in such a public place like that. At least now you and I have the chance to make sure that kind of thing doesn't happen to anyone –
John Anderton: Why don't you cut the cute act, Danny boy, and tell me exactly what it is you're looking for?
Danny Witwer: Flaws.
John Anderton: There hasn't been a murder in 6 years. There's nothing wrong with the system, it is--
Danny Witwer: Perfect. I agree. But if there's a flaw, it's human. It always is.

View Quote [Anderton rolls a ball off the table; Witwer catches it]
John Anderton: Why'd you catch that?
Danny Witwer: Because it was going to fall.
John Anderton: You're certain?
Danny Witwer: Yeah.
John Anderton: But it didn't fall. You caught it. The fact that you prevented it from happening doesn't change the fact that it was going to happen.

View Quote [to Dumbo] Alright, Dumbo, give me a showstopper.

View Quote Max Medici: You have until tomorrow night to fix that!
Holt Farrier: Me?
Max Medici: Make those ears disappear!
[Holt looks over to the magician]
Magician: Don’t look at me.