Coach quotes from The Gentlemen (2020)

Ernie

Did he just call me a black ****?

Coach

Yes, he did.

Ernie

He can't do that. That's racist.

Coach

But you are black and you are a ****, Ernie. Those are the facts. I don't think Primetime cares what race you run in.

Ernie

The fact that I'm black has nothing to do with the fact I'm a ****.

Coach

He didn't say black people were ****s, Ernie. He was being specific to you. One has nothing to do with the other. And I'd go a step further and say it was a term of affection.

Ernie

Primetime's a Gypsy. I wouldn't call him a pikey ****.

Coach

Why not? He might be very understanding. Only if it comes from a place of love, of course.

Coach

Ernie. Did you get that Chinese fella's name?

Ernie

Phuc.

Coach

What?

Ernie

Phuc. Like ****, with a p-h.

Coach

Don't get street with me, Ernie. Where does he live?

Ernie

The posh part of Croydon.

Coach

Drop the rope. There is no posh part of Croydon.

Ernie

It's comparative, innit?

Raymond

Feel free to talk.

Coach

I gather you're the consigliere of the outfit that my boys were stupid enough to **** around with. On that note, I'd like to extend my apologies on their behalf. My boys, they're naive, they've had hard lives and they're just starting to come good. But, they're my lads, my responsibility, so it's me that should be accountable for their actions. Now, I can return your goods, but I can't return the inconvenience, the time, the **** headache. And so I offer you my loyalty, my word, my time until that debt is settled. I'll make amends, but just leave me lads alone.

Raymond

First of all, I'm going to need to know how your lads got that information about where our farm was sited, cause that's not common knowledge. Once we've overcome that little challenge, then we can talk.

Coach

Why does it smell of wee in here?

Who the **** is this joke, man?

Coach

Don't stand near me son. You've got your mouthwash muddled up with cat piss. Now take two steps back, and wait your turn.

Better **** off old man, or I'll wet ya.

Coach

The only thing you can wet is your underpants son. Now, back two steps.

Coach

Ernie, what is it?

Ernie

The ball's in the back of the net. We've rung the bell 'ere, and we're gonna include you, 'coz you're our mentor.

Coach

I don't know what you're talkin' about, but I don't like the sound of it.

Ernie

We've landed a load of sticky bush.

Coach

Listen to me now Ernie... walk away.

Ernie

It's too late, we're at the gym now, unloading the van.

Coach

You took my van? Wait there... I'll be back in ten minutes.