Raymond "Ray" Smith
I don't build a joint like the Americans in the new school. Back strapping, jock strap and coke wrapping all that bollocks. I like a good old fashioned 50/50 mix me that's how we used to play.
A line from Raymond "Ray" Smith
[Watching the video of Big Dave and the pig]
You really can't unsee it once you've seen it.
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3 quotes Raymond "Ray" Smith
Raymond "Ray" Smith
You're wrong, Fletcher. Micky doesn't work like that.
Raymond "Ray" Smith
[to a housing estate hooligan]
Stop ****in' around ****! Gimme the phone... and take the moneyǃ
Scenes with Raymond "Ray" Smith
11 scenes
Brown
What am I guilty of?
Ray
Being a ****, Brown. Being a ****.
Ray
You're wrong, Fletcher. That's not how Michael works.
Fletcher
Yeah, I know. I know. I was just having a bit of fun. Every movie needs a bit of action, doesn't it? And it's not like Michael doesn't have a reputation.
Ray
Had a reputation. He's been gentrified.
Raymond
Who are you talking about know?
Fletcher
I talk Raymondo of Dry Eye. Oh Dry Eye, what is he? Chinese, Japanese, Pekingese, get on your **** knees. Dirty dragon filth. 'Yellow is the colour, gambling is the game'
Fletcher
Play a game with me, Ray.
Raymond
No.
Fletcher
Oh, please.
Raymond
I said no.
Fletcher
Play a **** game with me, Ray.
Raymond
...right.
Fletcher
Can I come with you?
Raymond
No, but you can go smoke the exhaust pipe in the back of your hearse.
Fletcher
I might come anyway. You'll just hear me scratching about in the dark, wanking into a hanky.
Ray
[Fletcher puts a cigar in his mouth]
If you're thinking of smoking that in here... don't.
Fletcher
I find that confusing. Do you mean don't smoke or don't think? [clicks lighter and Ray jumps out of his seat] Oh... [Ray motions towards Fletcher] Oh, all right, all right, it's going out!
Ray
I should stab you with that **** rolling pin!
Fletcher
Oh, don't be ****y. I was just hoping we could have a cozy little drink together. So, I've got a meeting on Saturday at your favorite newspaper. As the best private investigator in this smoky little town, good evening, ladies and gentlemen, they are ready to put a hundred and fifty grand in my pocket to give them some filth. Good for me, that, but in this case, it's bad for you.
Mickey Pearson
No sooner do I entertain Matthew's offer to buy me out, and reject Dry Eye's offer, does one of my farms get raided.
Rosalind Pearson
First time ever.
Mickey Pearson
Doesn't feel like a coincidence, does it?
Rosalind Pearson
It isn't. There's ****ery afoot.
Mickey Pearson
How did they find it?
Ray
I don't know. I'm making inquiries.
Fletcher
He explodes on the scene like a millennial **** firecracker. Bang, bang, bang, bang!
Ray
I'm going to have to stop you right there, Fletcher. That doesn't sound like the Dry Eye I know.
Fletcher
Just making sure you're paying attention, Raymond. So let's cut instead to a somewhat anticlimactic, but suave and debonair Dry Eye, like a Chinese James Bond.
Raymond
Feel free to talk.
Coach
I gather you're the consigliere of the outfit that my boys were stupid enough to **** around with. On that note, I'd like to extend my apologies on their behalf. My boys, they're naive, they've had hard lives and they're just starting to come good. But, they're my lads, my responsibility, so it's me that should be accountable for their actions. Now, I can return your goods, but I can't return the inconvenience, the time, the **** headache. And so I offer you my loyalty, my word, my time until that debt is settled. I'll make amends, but just leave me lads alone.
Raymond
First of all, I'm going to need to know how your lads got that information about where our farm was sited, cause that's not common knowledge. Once we've overcome that little challenge, then we can talk.
Fletcher
And this, my love, is why I want my hard-earned 20 million pounds. Because not only do I know exactly how Mickey's business operates, but I also know that the very man he's trying to sell it to is trying to force him into selling it on the cheap and has indirectly started a war. So, you see, I think you should be calling me your trusted consigliere, or your spy behind the lines, your intellectual reconnaissance, if you prefer.
Ray
I'm impressed. You certainly know more than I do. I'm impressed not only by your information, but by your imagination.
Fletcher
Thank you very much. So you've got 72 hours. And I would just reiterate that if anything happens to me, I do have my insurance policy in place. Everything will go to Big Dave, and from him to the public, and you, my love, will go to Mars. So, strong recommendation, just pay up and watch me recede into the sunset blowing kisses, yes?
Ray
Well, then, time to use the door, you black bastard.
Fletcher
Well, that's just silly, isn't it, 'cause I'm not black.
Ray
No, but your **** soul is, you dark ****. Now, out of my house, 'cause I'm going to bed.
Fletcher
Can I come with you?
Ray
No, but you can go smoke the exhaust pipe in the back of your hearse.
Fletcher
I might come anyway. You'll just hear me scratching about in the dark, wanking into a hanky.
