The Lobster (2015) · 18 quotes
Hotel Manager
Now have you thought of what animal you'd like to be if you end up alone?
David
Yes. A lobster.
Hotel Manager
Why a lobster?
David
Because lobsters live for over one hundred years, are blue-blooded like aristocrats, and stay fertile all their lives. I also like the sea very much.
Loner Leader
Where were you? I was looking for you.
David
I was masturbating behind those trees over there.
Loner Leader
Can you imagine why I brought you to this quiet place today?
David
No.
Loner Leader
Because I think it's the perfect spot for your grave.
David
What happened?
She jumped from the window from 180. There is blood and biscuits everywhere.
David
I hope she dies right away. [he pauses] On second thought, I hope she suffers quite a bit before she dies. I just hope her pathetic screams can't be heard from my room, because I was thinking about having a lie down, and I need peace and quiet. I was playing golf, and the last thing I need is some woman dying slowly and loudly.
