Miami Vice 2006 quotes

13 quotes · 3 characters
Miami Vice (2006) poster
Characters
Crockett Colin Farrell · 7 quotes
Tubbs 5 quotes
Det. Gina Calabrese Elizabeth Rodriguez · 2 quotes

Most scenes together: Crockett & Tubbs (2)

Miami Vice quotes

Jos? Yero

Who you run loads for? Cause other than Nicholas, who the **** knows you?

Where do you like to go?

Isabella

What do you like to drink?

I'm a fiend for mojitos.

Isabella

I know a place. [they leave on a power off-shore] I'll take you to the best place for mojitos.

Where is that?

Isabella

Bodeguita del Medio.

In the Keys?

Isabella

Havana.

Havana? Cubans don't like my business... and they don't like my passport.

Isabella

It's OK, the harbor master is my cousin.

Isabella

Once I had a fortune, it said: "Live now. Life is short. Time is luck".

You got assets somewhere? Insurance?

Isabella

Why?

Things go wrong. The odds catch up. Probability is like gravity: you cannot negotiate with gravity. One day... one day you should just cash out, you know? Just cash out and get out.

Isabella

Yeah?

Yeah. As far and as fast as you can.

Isabella

Would you find me?

Yes, I would.

José Yero
[to Tubbs]

You seem okay. But him, I don't like how he looks.

Tubbs

Do you wanna **** with my partner or do you wanna do business with us? 'Cause I don't give a shit how you think he looks.

Nicholas

Why is this happening to me?

Joplin

Because you lead a life of crime.

Can't do the time, don't mess with crime.

Tubbs
[Crockett is holding a live hand grenade]

I'm gonna tell you what's gonna happen. People are gonna come in here, and you know what they gonna say? They gonna look around and go 'Ola Hijo. That's some crazy mother**** wallpaper, what is that? Jackson Pollock?'

No, viero. That was José Yero. Got splattered all over his own wall.

Tubbs

So what's going on?

As in?

Tubbs

As in there is undercover and then there is "Which way is up?".

What? Do you think I'm in so deep I forgot?

Tubbs
[Tubbs and Crockett look at each other closely]

I will never doubt you.

That's not what happens. What will happen is... what will happen is I will put a round at twenty-seven hundred feet per second into the medulla at the base of your brain. And you will be dead from the neck down before your body knows it. Your finger won't even twitch. Only you get dead. So tell me, sport, do you believe that?

Tubbs
[Crockett is holding a live hand grenade]

I'm gonna tell you what's gonna happen. People are gonna come in here, and you know what they gonna say? They gonna look around and go 'Oh ah, hell. That's some crazy mother**** wallpaper, what is that? Jackson Pollock?'