Brittany Snow movie quotes

View Quote Heather: So I talked to John. He was sweet. He felt bad for you. He said that you were jealous because we share something special. Something that we don't have to label because...
Beth: [interrupting] Because it's our unspoken bond and I just love how secure you are?
Carrie: And it hurts me to question it, because...
Heather, Beth, Carrie: ... YOU'RE THE ONLY GIRL FOR ME?
Heather: Damn! He said the same thing to all of us!
Beth: Figures. He makes up with us and he hooks up with us...
Carrie: [interrupts, whispers] You guys hooked up?
Beth: John and I share something special.
Carrie: Oh what, that he's been in both your pants?
Beth: We share a vegan/nonviolent outlook on life.
Heather: [under her breath, coughs] Hippie slut.
Beth: [sarcastic] Oh nice, Heather. It's not like everyone doesn't know that little Miss Cheerleader brings it on.
Carrie: What, you too?
Heather: John and I belong together. He is the team captain and I am the head cheerleader.
Beth: Oh, I'm sorry, what kind of cheerleader?
Carrie: Oh, like he'd take either of you two seriously?
Beth: Do not lump me with her!
Heather: Oh so what, you're now better than me?
Kate: Shut up.
Heather, Beth: [peeved] What?
Kate: Sorry.
Heather: You got something to say?
Kate: No, it's none of my business. [pause] Okay, let me guess. Does he always use pet names like "Baby" and "Sweetheart?" Yeah, it's not out of affection, it's so he won't mix up your names. And he's all about an unspoken bond or something special, but never about a relationship. And the whole arrangement was your idea, so you feel guilty that he cheated.
Heather: Oh my God, you're dating John too?
Kate: No, I knew a guy like him... Skip.

View Quote [Kate answers her door and it's Heather]
Heather: I want to bring down you know who.
[Kate answers her door again and it's Beth]
Beth: Normally, I'm opposed to the slaughter of animals, but in John Tucker's case, I'll make an exception.
Kate: I don't even know him.
Beth: So, you don't even know anyone. You're like the Swiss, you're neutered.
Carrie: Um, it's neutral. Kate, if the three of us tried this alone, we would kill each other. You brought us here. You showed us that we have something in common.
Heather: Exactly. We all want to kill John Tucker.
Kate: Wow. Okay.

View Quote Kate: DAMMIT!
Carrie: It's not that hard, uhm... when he speaks to you count to three in your head before you answer him.
Heather: Don't show any interest. Don't even look at him too much.
Carrie: Yeah yeah. You got it?
[long pause]
Carrie: I said you got it?
Kate: I was counting to three!
Beth: Not that slowly! We don't what him to think you're ****!

View Quote (crying after Link has gone with Tracy and the Detention Kids) He just danced on that bus with that Great White Whale and those Negroes! from “The New Girl in Town” Hey look out for that moving van
Driving down our street!
You better lock up your man
Before he meets

View Quote Amber: You have to vote for a person, Corny, not one of the Himalayas.
Corny: [tightly] Always the charmer, Amber!

View Quote Amber: I’m calling because I have some information about your daughter’s whereabouts.
Edna: What?
Amber: Right now, as we speak, your daughter has entered a hotbed of moral... !urpentine.

View Quote Chloe: I have a feeling that we're going to be really good friends.
Beca: Well, you saw me naked, so...
Chloe: All right. I'm gonna go get a drink. This ginger needs her jiggle juice.
Beca: Make good choices...

View Quote Chloe: What's your name?
Fat Amy: Fat Amy.
Aubrey: You call yourself "Fat Amy"?
Fat Amy: Yeah, so twig bitches like you don't do it behind my back.

View Quote [Chloe has burst, stark naked, into Beca's stall while she's showering]
Chloe: You have to audition for the Bellas!
Beca: I can't concentrate on anything you're saying until you cover your junk.
Chloe: Just consider it! One time, we sang back-up for Prince. His butt is so tiny that I can hold it with, like, one hand.

View Quote Everybody likes sex. It's a gas. We're just not afraid to admit it. ****, straight, black, white - it's all disco.

View Quote Well, you know I'm always game. My American Dream is not unreasonable. I just want a paid-for house with a big ole pool, so I can float around with my knees in the breeze and tan these titties.

View Quote I was dealt a good hand. People spend a lot of money to look at what God gave me. Be a sin not to take care of 'em.

View Quote Fat Amy: Just tell her, Beca.
Chloe: I heard that! Tell me what?
Fat Amy: Aw, no. I clearly said... Fruffa fruffa muffa... Beca.

View Quote Beca: Okay, we didn’t come here to start something with you guys. We just wanted to check you out. You know, for when we go to the Worlds. And kick your ass.
Fat Amy: Oooh! Get it, girl.
Kommissar: You? You are the kicker of ass? But you are so tiny. Like an elf. Or is it a sprite? Fairy? What is the word I mean?
Pieter Krämer: Troll.
Kommissar: That’s it. You are like a troll.
Beca: Well you... are... physically flawless. But that doesn’t mean I like you.
Chloe: We are not scared about the Worlds because when The Bellas hit the stage we are going to blow minds.
Pieter Krämer: Blow minds? With what? More of Flabby Abby's baby chute?
Fat Amy: That's not my name.
Pieter Krämer: I don't know your name. Could be anything. Obese Denise. Inflexible Tina. Lazy Susan...
Fat Amy: My name is Fat Amy, un I eat krauts like you for lunch.
Pieter Krämer: Your team is like, a, how do you say that? A heated mess. You know, a mess where heat is applied to it so what once was a little messy is now even messier.
Kommissar: Darlings, please take my advice. Don’t try to beat us. You can’t. We are the best. I must go and rest my neck. It is sore from looking down on you.
Beca: Okay! Just because you are making me very sexually confused does mean that you are intimidating. We got a chip on our shoulder and nothing to lose. And we’re not backing down from anyone. Aca Wiedersehen, bitches. Aw, what’s happening to me? Why am I using my hands so much?

View Quote Flo: [crammed into a tent with all of the Bellas] I do not understand camping. We are voluntarily living like dogs.
Beca: This is the worst. The air we’re breathing is at least ninety percent fart.
Fat Amy: That reminds me, I need to see a man about a horse. [climbs over the others to get out] Um, before I head out, anyone happen to pack a spare roll of toilet paper? Maybe some Subway napkins? Tootsie Roll wrapper? Or a t-shirt size extra small? [no response] Nope. Side of the tent it is. [she leaves]
Beca: What are we doing here?
Chloe: We’re bonding! You seem so tense. Do you need a back rub?
Beca: I’m good. Several body parts are rubbing my back right now.
Chloe: Beca, I know we’re already close but this retreat will let us discover everything about each other.
Beca: Is that right?
Chloe: [moving in closer] You know, one of my regrets in college is that I didn’t do enough experimenting.
Beca: You’re so weird.
Chloe: I know.

View Quote This is prom, Let's just all be nice and forget the past.

View Quote Ronnie Heflin: I want to make a toast. To my little queen... No matter what happens. Cheer?
Bobby: Cheers.
[as they all toast]
Lisa: [turns to look at Crissy and then back] If that bitch wins... I'll hurl!
Donna: Ok, I'm sorry. Would you just explain to me, why do you care? What do you get? A bouquet of roses and a tacky tiara you can only wear to proms?
Lisa: It's not about what you get. It's like, it's about the honor, you know. It's about the respect of my peers.
Bobby: [laughing with everyone] Are you serious?
Donna: That's the geekiest thing you've ever said.
Lisa: [beat] Ok, 'guess it was a little geeky. But seriously. I just want Crissy to know that she can't buy everything and think about the reunions to come. I win, it'll eat away at her until the day she dies.

View Quote [during procession into the ballroom.]
Ms. Waters: Lisa! Wow! That dress is so...
Crissy Lynn: [off screen] Inappropriate.
Lisa:: Crissy! Wow, your dress is so simple. It's so you.
Donna: [walking up the steps] Crissy, come on. This is prom, Let's just all be nice and forget the past.
Crissy Lynn: [walks down a few steps, to Lisa] As fellow prom queen nominee, I want to wish you luck tonight. You're gonna need all you can get.
Lisa: [intimidated] You think you got it all wrapped up, do you?
Crissy Lynn: [sneering]

View Quote Zoe Plummer: Oh, my God! What do we do?
Seth Plummer: Find a cop!

View Quote Seth Plummer: Zoe, you're going too fast! You're not gonna have time to stop!
Zoe Plummer: Who said anything about stopping? I'm parking.

View Quote Zoe Plummer: He's gaining on us.
Seth Plummer: I'll handle it.

View Quote Bellas, a toast. (the other girls cheer) To the most amazing group of women I have ever known. (they cheer again) I would do anything to sing with you guys again… (on the verge of tears) Anything! I mean, really, I could just crap myself!

View Quote Emily: Alright ladies, pick up your tits we’re going out!
Chloe: What do you mean we’re going out?
Emily: What do you mean what do I mean? We just sucked balls in front of DJ Khaled.
Aubrey: Hmm?
Fat Amy: Listening.
Emily: He’s staying at that fancy casino hotel across the street. Okay, I say we all get up. We get dressed! We go over there and we show him that we are not a joke!
Fat Amy: Emily, I… can’t believe that a half decent idea came out of your dumb mouth.
Emily: Thank you.
Fat Amy: Okay. So let’s get tarted up.
Chloe: Tatted?
Fat Amy: And… Tarted
Aubrey: It sounds like tatted.
Fat Amy: No, we get tarted up.
Beca: She means tatted.
Fat Amy: (points at Flo) She’s the caramel tart. (points at Cynthia) She’s the chocolate tart. (points at Beca) You’re the vanilla tart.
Beca: Thanks babe.
Fat Amy: (points at Chloe) Hmm…
Emily: Oh tarted.
Aubrey: Oh, taaarted. Tarted
Fat Amy: If it’s easier, we’ll just say slutty.