Beca
Are you sure about this?
Fat Amy
Have I ever let you down?
Beca
All the time.
Fat Amy
What?
Beca
You’re very unreliable. It’s like one of the hallmarks of your personality.
Fat Amy
You’re not remembering all the times I’ve been awesome.
Beca
Guys, we’ve never competed against bands that actually have instruments. So what’s the plan?
Aw, you guys just sing other people’s songs, right? Like karaoke? That’s so cute!
I’m Calamity. This is Serenity, Veracity, and Charity.
Fat Amy
If I joined your group I could be obesity.
Alright ladies, pick up your tits we’re going out!
Chloe
What do you mean we’re going out?
What do you mean what do I mean? We just sucked balls in front of DJ Khaled.
Hmm?
Fat Amy
Listening.
He’s staying at that fancy casino hotel across the street. Okay, I say we all get up. We get dressed! We go over there and we show him that we are not a joke!
Fat Amy
Emily, I… can’t believe that a half decent idea came out of your dumb mouth.
Thank you.
Fat Amy
Okay. So let’s get tarted up.
Chloe
Tatted?
Fat Amy
And… Tarted
It sounds like tatted.
Fat Amy
No, we get tarted up.
Beca
She means tatted.
Fat Amy
She’s the caramel tart. (points at Cynthia) She’s the chocolate tart. (points at Beca) You’re the vanilla tart.
Beca
Thanks babe.
Fat Amy
Hmm…
Oh tarted.
Oh, taaarted. Tarted
Fat Amy
If it’s easier, we’ll just say slutty.
I have my Abnormal Psych exam coming up next week.
But you are also going to keep writing so your life isn’t filled with crushing regret right?
Yes.
Good.
I saw you do the sound check thing that you guys…
Beca
Yeah, the riff-off thing.
Riff-off.
Beca
Yeah, I don’t know why we keep challenging people to those. We don’t ever actually win.
Fat Amy
I HATE CALIFORNIA!
Fat Amy
So this is first base. Will we be going to second base with you guys?
Chloe
Bellas, a toast. (the other girls cheer) To the most amazing group of women I have ever known. (they cheer again) I would do anything to sing with you guys again… (on the verge of tears) Anything! I mean, really, I could just crap myself!
Lilly
Satan has finally left my body.