Beca Sorry, it's just... it's pretty lame.
A-ca-SCUSE me? Synchronized lady dancing to a Mariah Carey chart-topper is NOT lame!
We sing all over the world, and we compete in national championships!
Beca On purpose?
We played the Cobb Energy Performing Arts Centre, you bitch!!
[Chloe has burst, stark naked, into Beca's stall while she's showering]
You have to audition for the Bellas!
Beca I can't concentrate on anything you're saying until you cover your junk.
Just consider it! One time, we sang back-up for Prince. His butt is so tiny that I can hold it with, like, one hand.
Chloe, don't worry, it's just God punishing you 'cause you're a ginger.
Beca Isn't that painful? Why would you keep performing?
S Stacie
Yeah, it's like when my lady doctor told me not to have sex for six weeks, and I did it anyway.
You should really listen to your doctor.
I know you have a toner for Jesse.
Beca A what?
A toner. A musical boner. I saw it on Hood Night. It's distracting.
Beca Yeah, that's not a thing, and you're not the boss of me. So...
Beca That oath cost you two girls already today. I'm pretty sure you need me more than I need you. [starts to walk away]
I can see your toner through those jeans!!
Beca That's my dick.
Beca You must really sweep your girlfriend off her feet.
Oh I don't have a girlfriend.
Beca [sarcastically]
What!? No! You have juice pouches and Rocky!
Okay, so what do you wanna watch first?
Beca Can we do something else? We could relive my parents' divorce. Or visit a gynecologist.
What, do you not like movies or something? [Beca gives him a look] Like, any movies? You don't...What the hell is wrong with you? How do you not like movies? Not liking movies is like not liking puppies.
Beca They're fine. I just get bored and never make it to the end.
The endings are the best part!
Beca They're predictable. Like, the guy gets the girl, and that kid sees dead people, and Darth Vader is Luke's father.
Okay, right, so you just happened to guess the biggest cinematic reveal in history?
Beca "Vader" in German means father. His name is literally "Darth Father."
...So you know German. Well now I know why you don't like fun things.
[after helping get Beca out of jail]
Hey, Hilary Swank from Million Dollar Baby.
Beca Hey, you know you just have to say, "Hey, Million Dollar Baby." You don't have to reference the specific actress.
Damn, prison changed you.