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Beca: You must really sweep your girlfriend off her feet.
Jesse: Oh I don't have a girlfriend.
Beca: [sarcastically] What!? No! You have juice pouches and Rocky!
Jesse: Okay, so what do you wanna watch first?
Beca: Can we do something else? We could relive my parents' divorce. Or visit a gynecologist.
Jesse: What, do you not like movies or something? [Beca gives him a look] Like, any movies? You don't...What the hell is wrong with you? How do you not like movies? Not liking movies is like not liking puppies.
Beca: They're fine. I just get bored and never make it to the end.
Jesse: The endings are the best part!
Beca: They're predictable. Like, the guy gets the girl, and that kid sees dead people, and Darth Vader is Luke's father.
Jesse: Okay, right, so you just happened to guess the biggest cinematic reveal in history?
Beca: "Vader" in German means father. His name is literally "Darth Father."
Jesse: ...So you know German. Well now I know why you don't like fun things.


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