Tied for 5th most-quoted character in Hairspray (2007): in 5 of its 43 quotes
Most scenes with: Velma Von Tussle (3)
And now it’s time to say goodbye to our very own fun-lovin’, free-wheelin’ little Brenda. Come on up here, Brenda! [Brenda does so] Brenda will be taking a little leave of absence from the show. How long are you gonna be gone, Brenda?
Just nine months.
They’re kids, Corny, that’s why we have to steer them in the white direction.
The right direction?
Didn’t I say that?
Gee, Velma, how do you fire Corny Collins from The Corny Collins Show? [walks off]
You have to vote for a person, Corny, not one of the Himalayas.
Always the charmer, Amber!
Corny, do something! This show is turning to gumbo!
Not a chance, Velma - this is the future.
