Wilbur
[to Tracy]
This is America, babe, you gotta think big to be big.
Edna
Big ain’t the problem in this family, Wilbur...
Scenes with Wilbur
4 scenes Wilbur
Edna
Velma Von Tussle
Incredible! I could do a fan dance with a lettuce leaf and you would remain completely obtuse!
Wilbur
Obtuse?
Velma
Yes, obtuse!
Wilbur
I flunked geometry-
Velma
Yeah, well, and biology too, no doubt!
Wilbur
[to a sobbing Edna, who thinks that he has been cheating on her with Velma]
Honey, it took me five years to figure out you were flirting! How could I ever?
Amber
I lost, Mom, Let’s just deal with it!
Velma
No, you did not lose! [as she pulls the tallies out of her brassiere] You cannot have lost because I switched the damn tallies!
Edna
Smile, Ms. Crab Meat! [camera pans to reveal her and Wilbur standing behind a live television camera] You’re on Candid Camera!
Wilbur
That was a good shot, don’t you think?
Cameraman
Not bad!
