Velma Von Tussle quotes
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I risked clinical diseases, she’ll certainly risk jail.
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Let me guess, brand-new dress? Well, you’ll stop traffic!
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I could do a fan dance with a lettuce leaf and you would remain completely obtuse!
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You know what your demographic is? Cleaning ladies and lawn jockeys.
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My husband, he accidentally suffocated.
from “Big, Blonde, and Beautiful (Reprise)”
I bet you’re tired of heavy lifting
Get your hands on something small
Get your hands on something small