Michelle Pfeiffer movie quotes

View Quote It's always the so-called "normal" guys that let you down. Sickos never scare me. At least they're committed.

View Quote Gotta go, girl talk! [After capturing the Ice Princess]

View Quote I am Catwoman. Hear me roar.

View Quote Seek all you wish! [...] You shall not see the star, touch it, smell, or hear it! You will not perceive her even if she stands before you!

View Quote [feigning distress] Youth, beauty.... It all seems so meaningless now. My sisters are dead, everything I cared about gone. Go. Go!

View Quote I seek a fallen star. She fell not far from here, and when I find her, I shall take my great knife and cut out her heart while she still lives, and the glory of our youth shall be restored!

View Quote You know what your demographic is? Cleaning ladies and lawn jockeys.

View Quote Let me guess, brand-new dress? Well, you’ll stop traffic!

View Quote My husband, he accidentally suffocated. from “Big, Blonde, and Beautiful (Reprise)” I bet you’re tired of heavy lifting
Get your hands on something small

View Quote Not weird weird, but like exciting weird.

View Quote [singing] I want a whole lot more than the boy next door. I want hell on wheels.

View Quote I ain't noone's trophy.

View Quote Newland, you couldn't be happy if it meant being cruel. If we act any other way, I'll be making you act against what I love in you most. And I can't go back to that way of thinking. Don't you see! I can't love you unless I give you up.

View Quote How can we be happy behind the backs of people who trust us?

View Quote Newland Archer: You gave me my first glimpse of a real life. Then you asked me to go on with the false one. No one can endure it.
Ellen Olenska: I'm enduring it.

View Quote Hello, Dr. Spencer.

View Quote No, no I'm not.

View Quote There's a ghost in my house. I saw her in the water, beside me, in the baththub.

View Quote Elvira: Don't toot your horn honey, you're not that good.

View Quote Elvira: Can't you stop saying **** all the time? Can't you stop talking about money?

View Quote Elvira: Nothing exceeds like excess. You should know that, Tony.

View Quote Tzipporah: Look. Look at your people, Moses. They are free.

View Quote [Moses has fallen into Jethro's well]
Tzipporah: What are you girls doing?
Sister: We're trying to get the funny man out of the well!
Tzipporah: Trying to get the funny man out of the well. Well that's one I've never heard before. [she looks down the well] Oh! Oh, my! Don't worry down there! We'll get you out! Hold on! [she sees it is Moses] You! [she lets go of the rope, nods and saunters away]
Sister: That's why papa says she'll never get married.

View Quote Young Moses: Well, that went well.
Young Rameses: Just go away.
Young Moses: Could've been worse.
Young Rameses: The weak link in the chain. That's what he called me.
Young Moses: Well, you are rather pathetic.
Young Rameses: Irresponsible, ignorant of the traditions. He practically accused me of bringing down the dynasty!
Young Moses: Yeah, I can see it now. There go the pyramids! [laughs]
Young Rameses: [leaps down] You can laugh about it.
Young Moses: Statues cracking and toppling over, the Nile drying up; single-handedly, you will manage to bring the greatest kingdom on Earth to ruin.
Young Rameses: Tell me this, Moses, tell me this: why is it that every time you start something, I'm the one who ends up in trouble?
[Moses drops a sack full of wine onto Hotep and Huy]
Hotep: Oh! Man! [spits out punch]
Huy: Oh!
Hotep: Ah! Rameses, you're in trouble, young man!
Huy: Rameses, get down here! I think you owe us an apology!
Hotep: Oh, my new thing!
Huy: I am so upset!
Young Moses: [hands Rameses a bowl of wine] You might as well.
Hotep: You'll pay for this!
Huy: We're going to tell the Pharaoh!
[Rameses dumps all the wine on Hotep and Huy]
Hotep: Oh, look at me! I'm drenched again!
Young Moses: Hey, I figured it out. You know what your problem is, Rameses?
Young Rameses: What?
Young Moses: You care too much.
Young Rameses: And your problem is that you don't care at all.
Young Moses: Well, in that case, I supposed that you care a lot more than I do that we're...late for the banquet, for example.
[Rameses's face suddenly lights up in alarm as we cut to Rameses and Moses rushing to the banquet]
Young Rameses: I'm done for! Father will kill me!
Young Moses: Don't worry, nobody will even notice us comin' in. [They enter, but the entire crowd sees them and cheers loudly]
Young Rameses: "Nobody will even notice?"
[Moses laughs nervously]
Tuya: [approaches them] Ah, the young princes! [hugs her sons, then sides to her real son] Rameses, you were just named Prince Regent. You are now responsible for overseeing all the temples. I suggest you get over there and thank your father. [Rameses walks off] Apparently, Moses...someone thought he "just needed the opportunity".
Young Moses: [approaches Rameses and Seti] My lord, Pharaoh! I propose that the high priests offer tribute to their new Regent!
Seti: An excellent idea! Hotep! Huy!
[The priests drop the goblets]
Hotep: [Whispers] Huy?
Huy: What?
Hotep: The Midian girl...
Huy: [chuckles] Oh! Good idea!
Hotep: Go get her. [Huy runs off. He addresses the guests and performs a magic spell] By the power of Ra! We present for your delectation and delight, an exotic apparition stolen from faraway lands. [a large box-like construction rises from the floor, revealing an attractive young woman named Tzipporah, riding a camel. Huy restrains her by her hands with a rope. Moses and Rameses are enthralled] We offer you this...delicate desert flower.
[Hotep yanks the rope, and Tzipporah is dragged off her camel, screaming. The crowd shouted in wild excitement. She fights against her restraints]
Young Rameses: Let us inspect this "desert flower"... [Tzipporah tries to bites, his hand missed] Ehhg! More like a desert cobra.
Young Moses: Not much of a snake-charmer, are you?
Young Rameses: [pushes Moses to her] That's why I give her to you.
Young Moses: [tries to back away from Tzipporah] No, no, no. That's generous, but-
Tzipporah: [to Moses] I won't be given to anyone, especially an arrogant, pampered palace brat!
Young Rameses: [chuckles] Are you gonna let her talk to you like that? [Tzipporah groans trying to the ropes off her wrists while Moses gets Rameses off of him]
Young Moses: [points at Tzipporah] You will show the proper respect for a prince of Egypt.
Tzipporah: But I am showing you all the respect you deserve. [pulls rope away from Hotep and Huy] None!
Young Moses: No, wait! Be still! [grabs the rope]
Tzipporah: I demand you set me free!
Young Moses: Be still!
Tzipporah: Let go!
Young Moses: [noticed the pond] As you wish. [lets go of the rope, causing Tzipporah to scream and fall backwards into the pond]
[The crowd laughs. Moses joins in, but sees the queen looking on in disgust, and stops]
Young Rameses: [approaches, laughing; to the servants who lead Tzipporah out of the pond] You there! Have her dried off, and sent to Prince Moses's chambers. [to Seti] If it pleases you, Father, my first act of Regent is to appoint Moses [places the blue ring on Moses' finger] as Royal Chief Architect!
[The crowd cheers. Moses smiles, then stares back at Tzipporah, who looks back at him in disgust, as she is led away]

View Quote [About Sinbad] He's so cute. And so gullible.

View Quote Enough talking! Time for some screaming.

View Quote [Has just impersonated Sinbad attacking the guard in charge of the Book of Peace] I love playing pretend.

View Quote Sam, I can go another nine rounds but you've got to let me in.

View Quote Somehow, I'll never be enough.

View Quote Objection! Motion to strike that from the record. It's clear that one's intellectual capacity has no bearing on their ability to love.

View Quote woman: You give, and you give, and you give. It's just never enough.

View Quote woman: Can I ask you a question? [pause] Do you really love your husband?
mother: Yes, of course.
woman: [sarcastically] Are you telling me the truth?

View Quote woman: Why don't you want kids?
mother: Excuse me?
woman: [laughs] I saw how you reacted earlier. [sighs] I know what it's like when you're just starting out, and you think you have all the time in the world, and... you know, you're not going to be so young forever. Have kids! Then you'll be creating something together! This is all just... setting. [pause] Oh... You do want them.

View Quote I blew up his core — cut him off from time — and trapped us both down here forever. But I gave him back enough. Now that he had his suit back, he became what he always was — a conqueror. He's got weapons and technology centuries beyond anything we can dream of. He took his prison, and made it his empire. I spent years fighting him, running from him, hiding from him — and then you saved me. You brought me home. But I didn't deserve it — I unleashed a monster on this place — and ran away.

View Quote Kang: We didn't really get a chance to talk about it last time, but I always wondered, when you touched my mind, what did you see?
Janet: A monster. Who thinks he's a god.
Kang: When you can see time the way I do, you don't get to close your eyes.
Janet: And you're the only one who sees?
Kang: I am the only one that can see it's broken.
Janet: And who broke it?
Kang: I did. Every version of me. My variants. Throughout the Multiverse. Playing with time, like children. But I saw how it ends. I saw their chaos spreading across realities. Universes colliding. Endless incursions. I saw the Multiverse. And it was dying. All because of them. So, I took control.
Janet: You mean you started a war. And now you wanna wipe away any universe that's a threat to you. That's what monsters do.
Kang: That's what conquerors do! They burn the broken world. And they make a new one.
Janet: You don't care about saving anything or anyone. You only want revenge because they beat you. Because you lost.
Kang: I have lost. You have no idea what I have lost. And I will burn them out of time for what they've done to me.
Janet: You'd be wiping out entire timelines, murdering trillions of people.
Kang: I wish that mattered, Janet.

View Quote Come, my lord, and in our flight.Tell me how it came this night.That I sleeping here was found.With these mortals on the ground.