Wayne's World 2 (1993) · 21 quotes
2nd most-quoted character in Wayne's World 2 (1993): in 11 of its 21 quotes
Most scenes with: Garth Algar (5), Del Preston (2)
I know all seven animal styles: The crane, the stag, the horse, the tiger, the bat, the rat, the monkey, the Beatle [imitates Ringo Starr]. I will take you.
Speaking to a clerk with a noticeable lack of pigment in one of his eyes
Wayne Well, we'll go through these forms with a fine toothed comb, cross the "t"s and dot the (workers look at him)... lower case "j"s.
Wayne Well, uh, ix-nay on the condescension-ay there, Chet.
Wayne Who's that old lady?
That's my old lady.
Wayne Oh, I almost forgot! This year Garth finally got pubes.
You didn't tell them about my pubes did you?
Wayne No, of course not.
Woodstock? That was quite a show, man.
You were at Woodstock?
Wayne Excellent! What was it like?
It rained all morning, and then it cleared up in the afternoon. And that's it... I almost remembered something else, but it's gone.
Wayne Look, Garth, it's Heather Locklear. And she's signaling to us! There is a god.
Heather be thy name.
Wayne, Garth Schwiiiiiiiiing!
Wayne Excuse me, what are you guys doing here in the middle of the street?
Well, I'm putting these chickens in crates, and stacking them right here. Jim's job is to make sure we always have plenty of watermelons.
Wayne Oh, so you're selling watermelons.
Jim No, no sir. We just have to make sure we have plenty of them stacked at all times, just like with these here chickens.
What do these guys do?
Well, their job is to walk back and forth with this big plate-glass window every couple of minutes.
That's weird.
Wayne Yeah, you've got to wonder if this is gonna pay off later on.
Wayne Um, I'd like...ruelers...urger..ucks, and a Mikkita...cup. And then, I think I'd like a large...ream. [Everyone in the car quietly snicker to one another]
Yes, and could I please have a...elly...oughnut...ra...berry and a o...ge drink?
What?
Wayne Oh, I'm sorry, and a...igger...oken.
Well, let me try to recap the order: A crawler, two Sugar Pucks, a Stanley Cup, a large coffee with cream, a raspberry jelly doughnut, an orange drink, and a box of Five Holes.
Wayne ...Yeah.
Thank you, drive around, please.
Wayne Where's the First Presbyterian Church on Gordon Street?
Uh...
Wayne Gordon Street, Gordon Street!
Uh, Gordon Street! Oh yeah, Gordon Street! Uh, I once knew a girl who lived on Gordon Street. But that was a long time ago. When I was young.
Wayne Do we have to put up with this? I mean, can't we get a better actor? I know it's a small part, but I think we can do better than this.
Good Actor Gordon Street? Ah, yes, Gordon Street. I once knew a girl who lived on Gordon Street. Long time ago, when I was a young man. Not a day passes I don't think of her and the promise that I made which I will always keep. That one perfect day on Gordon Street. That's uh, five blocks up, two over.
Wayne Thank you.
Wayne With all respect, Jeff. In our culture, women are allowed to make their own decisions.
Jeff Wong How dare you speak to me in such an insolent tone. You have left me no choice but to fight you!
Wayne If we were to fight, I think it would better if we were dubbed and not in subtitles!
Very well. If that is your custom, prepare to die.
Wayne Oh Jesus God no. [knocks loudly on the window glass that catches Cassandra's attention, as well as everybody else] Cassandra! Cassandra!
What an asshole.
Cassandra WAYNE!
