In the event of capture, I will distribute cyanide capsules which are to be placed under the tongue like so: (puts a M&M under his tongue) Any questions?
I have a question: When exactly did you become a nutbar?
Garth Algar
Dana Carvey · 12 quotes
Wayne Campbell
Mike Myers · 11 quotes
Honey Hornée
Kim Basinger · 5 quotes
Del Preston
Ralph Brown · 4 quotes
Glen
Ed O'Neill · 1 quote
Most scenes together: Wayne Campbell & Garth Algar (5), Garth Algar & Honey Hornée (5), Garth Algar & Del Preston (2)
Wayne's World 2 quotes
Page 1 of 2So there, I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweet shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweet shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopkeeper and his son that's a different story altogether.....I had to beat them to death with their own shoes. Nasty business, really, but sure enough I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show. (everyone in donut shop claps)
Woodstock? That was quite a show, man.
You were at Woodstock?
Excellent! What was it like?
It rained all morning, and then it cleared up in the afternoon. And that's it... I almost remembered something else, but it's gone.
Welcome to Aurora! Not just a place, but a state of mind.
Look, there's Garth, and his friend Wayne...the psychopath.
[...]
I wish to God that someone would be able to block out the voices in my head for five minutes, the voices that scream, over and over again: "Why do they come to me to die? Why do they come to me to die?"
Don't you just love music?
... Got any Megadeth?
Garth, I'm going to be frank.
Okay, can I still be Garth?
Take me, Garth!
Where? I'm low on gas and you need a jacket.
Would you like to have dinner some night?
Oh, I like to have dinner every night.
Would you like to have dinner some night?
Oh, I like to have dinner every night.
Bad Actor
Uh...
Gordon Street, Gordon Street!
Bad Actor
Uh, Gordon Street! Oh yeah, Gordon Street! Uh, I once knew a girl who lived on Gordon Street. But that was a long time ago. When I was young.
[looks at camera]
Do we have to put up with this? I mean, can't we get a better actor? I know it's a small part, but I think we can do better than this.
Good Actor [director comes in and replaces actor with Charlton Heston]
Gordon Street? Ah, yes, Gordon Street. I once knew a girl who lived on Gordon Street. Long time ago, when I was a young man. Not a day passes I don't think of her and the promise that I made which I will always keep. That one perfect day on Gordon Street. That's uh, five blocks up, two over.
Excuse me, what are you guys doing here in the middle of the street?
Chicken-man
Well, I'm putting these chickens in crates, and stacking them right here. Jim's job is to make sure we always have plenty of watermelons.
Oh, so you're selling watermelons.
Jim No, no sir. We just have to make sure we have plenty of them stacked at all times, just like with these here chickens.
What do these guys do?
Chicken-man
Well, their job is to walk back and forth with this big plate-glass window every couple of minutes.
That's weird.
Yeah, you've got to wonder if this is gonna pay off later on.
Look, Garth, it's Heather Locklear. And she's signaling to us! There is a god.
Heather be thy name.
Schwiiiiiiiiing!
Oh, I almost forgot! This year Garth finally got pubes.
You didn't tell them about my pubes did you?
No, of course not.
Who's that old lady?
That's my old lady.