Del Preston quotes from Wayne's World 2 (1993)

Del Preston

So there, I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweet shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweet shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopkeeper and his son that's a different story altogether.....I had to beat them to death with their own shoes. Nasty business, really, but sure enough I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show. (everyone in donut shop claps)

Del Preston

In the event of capture, I will distribute cyanide capsules which are to be placed under the tongue like so: (puts a M&M under his tongue) Any questions?

Garth

I have a question: When exactly did you become a nutbar?

Wayne

Who's that old lady?

Del Preston

That's my old lady.

Del Preston

Woodstock? That was quite a show, man.

Garth

You were at Woodstock?

Wayne

Excellent! What was it like?

Del Preston

It rained all morning, and then it cleared up in the afternoon. And that's it... I almost remembered something else, but it's gone.