Ralph Brown movie quotes

14 quotes from 3 movies

Withnail and I (1987) as Danny

View Quote You're looking very beautiful, man. You been away? St Peter preached the epistles to the apostles looking like that.

View Quote I don't advise a haircut, man. All hairdressers are in the employment of the government. Hair are your aerials. They pick up signals from the cosmos and transmit them directly into the brain. This is the reason bald-headed men are uptight.

View Quote Change down, man, find your neutral space. You got a rush. It will pass. Be seated.

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Wayne's World 2 (1993) as Del Preston

View Quote Del Preston: Woodstock? That was quite a show, man.
Garth: You were at Woodstock?
Wayne: Excellent! What was it like?
Del Preston: It rained all morning, and then it cleared up in the afternoon. And that's it... I almost remembered something else, but it's gone.

View Quote Del Preston: In the event of capture, I will distribute cyanide capsules which are to be placed under the tongue like so: (puts a M&M under his tongue) Any questions?
Garth: I have a question: When exactly did you become a nutbar?

View Quote Wayne: Who's that old lady?
Del Preston: That's my old lady.

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Mean Machine (2001) as Mr Burton

View Quote It's called sunlight, Meehan. Think of it as a privilege which can be withdrawn.

View Quote Mr Burton: Looking forward to a thrashing?
Danny Meehan: If it means getting out of here early, I'll take another beating from you or anyone.
Mr Burton: Who said anything about beating? I'm talking about the match.
Danny Meehan: Come on! I've seen your lot in action.