Danny You're looking very beautiful, man. You been away? St Peter preached the epistles to the apostles looking like that.
Played by Ralph Brown 
Withnail and I (1987) · 84 quotes
Withnail and I (1987) · 84 quotes
4th most-quoted character in Withnail and I (1987): in 8 of its 84 quotes
Most scenes with: Withnail (4), Marwood (2)
I don't advise a haircut, man. All hairdressers are in the employment of the government. Hair are your aerials. They pick up signals from the cosmos and transmit them directly into the brain. This is the reason bald-headed men are uptight.
More lines from Danny
3 quotes Danny Danny Change down, man, find your neutral space. You got a rush. It will pass. Be seated.
Danny If you're hanging on to a rising balloon, you're presented with a difficult decision — let go before it's too late or hang on and keep getting higher, posing the question: how long can you keep a grip on the rope? They're selling hippie wigs in Woolworth's, man. The greatest decade in the history of mankind is over. And as Presuming Ed here has so consistently pointed out, we have failed to paint it black.
Scenes with Danny
4 scenes Danny My partner's got a really good idea for making dolls. His name's Presuming Ed. His sister give him the idea. She got a doll on Christmas what pisses itself.
Really.
Danny Then you've got to change its drawers for it. Horrible really, but they're like that, the little girls. So we're going to make one that shits itself, as well.
Danny Has he just been busted?
No.
Danny Then why's he wearing that old suit?
Old suit! This suit was cut by Hawke's of Savile Row. Just because the best tailoring you've ever seen is above your **** appendix doesn't mean anything.
Danny Don't get uptight with me, man. Because if you do, I'll have to give you a dose of medicine. And if I spike you, you'll know you've been spoken to.
Danny I happened to be looking for a suit for the coal man two weeks ago. For reasons I can't really discuss with you, the coal man had to go to Jamaica. Got busted coming back through Heathrow, had the weight under his fez. We worked out that it would be handy karma for him to get hold of a suit but he's a very low temperature spade, the coal man. Went into court wearing a kaftan and a bell. This doesn't go down at all well. They can handle the kaftan but they can't handle the bell. So there's this judge sitting there sitting in a cape like **** Batman with this really rather far out looking hat..
A wig.
Danny No man, this was more like a long white hat. So he looks at the coal man and says "What's all this? This is a court, man. This ain't fancy dress" and the coal man looks at him and says "You think you look normal, your honour?". **** give him two years.
Danny The joint I'm about to roll requires a craftsman. It can utilise up to twelve skins. It is called a Camberwell carrot.
It's impossible to use 12 papers on one joint.
Danny It is impossible to roll a Camberwell carrot with anything less.
Who says it's a Camberwell carrot?
Danny I do. I invented it in Camberwell and it looks like a carrot.
